Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
Woody AllenMy idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Benjamin DisraeliIt’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert FrostFew are drawn to the person whom others avoid and neglect; people gather around those who have already attracted interest.
Robert GreeneGod is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are.
Billy GrahamI make friends faster and easier than journalists.
Anthony BourdainWhen a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.
Samuel JohnsonDistance does not decide who is your brother and who is not. The church is going to have to become the conscience of the free market if it’s to have any meaning in this world – and stop being its apologist.
BonoIt was times like these when I thought my father, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest man who ever lived.
Harper LeeLovers often invest their first meetings with retrospective significance, as if to try to conjure the elements of the numinous out of the stubborn witness of the everyday.
Christopher HitchensI believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
George W. BushOne of the most mawkish of human delusions is the notion that friendship should be eternal, or, at all events, life-long, and that any act which puts a term to it is somehow discreditable.
H. L. MenckenCrankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There’s entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.
Jerry SeinfeldA family looks for ways to support and inspire one another.
Kamala HarrisA friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
Abraham LincolnIf I get married, I want to be very married.
Audrey HepburnAll the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it’s with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.
Amy WinehouseRelationships based on obligation lack dignity.
Wayne DyerNo man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you’re going to bump into somebody that makes you go, ‚Hmm, I don’t mind seeing this person every day.‘
Kevin HartLove possesses not nor will it be possessed, for love is sufficient unto love.
Khalil GibranFlattery corrupts both the receiver and the giver.
Edmund BurkeIt’s annoying, but justice and equality are mates. Aren’t they? Justice always wants to hang out with equality. And equality is a real pain.
BonoI definitely don’t think that money can buy you love. It can buy you affection but certainly not love.
George BestLove begins by taking care of the closest ones – the ones at home.
Mother TeresaI’m married to an Italian woman, and I used to love cooking Italian at home, because it’s one-pot cooking. But my wife does not approve of my Italian cooking.
Anthony BourdainIt’s always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a woman laugh, you’re seeing the most beautiful thing on God’s Earth.
Keanu ReevesI never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird.
Coco ChanelMen exist for the sake of one another.
Marcus AureliusI don’t keep people around me that aren’t family. You don’t get to stay. Unless you’re eating at the table with us, you’re not part. We eat together, we cry together, we live together, we die together. Everything that we do is for each other, and we care for another.
Lady GagaSecrets are things we give to others to keep for us.
Elbert HubbardBe slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
SocratesSometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine HepburnMy wife thinks she’s better than me at puzzles. I haven’t given in on that one yet.
Bill GatesI married my best friend that happens to be a girl.
Kevin GatesI don’t want everybody to see exactly where I live, what my sofa or my fireplace looks like.
Marilyn MonroeNow I do whatever I want.
Bad BunnyChoose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
Audrey HepburnFor most of us, relationship with another is based on dependence, either economic or psychological. This dependence creates fear, breeds in us possessiveness, results in friction, suspicion, frustration.
Jiddu KrishnamurtiI don’t let a lot of reporters meet my children.
Angelina JolieMisfortune shows those who are not really friends.
AristotleMarriage is a school itself. Also, having children. Becoming a father changed my whole life. It taught me as if by revelation.
Abraham MaslowTo hold a man down, you have to stay down with him.
Booker T. WashingtonHe that has not got a wife is not yet a complete man.
Benjamin FranklinLove has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get – only with what you are expecting to give – which is everything.
Katharine HepburnI love making new friends and I respect people for a lot of different reasons.
Taylor SwiftMen always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
Oscar WildePeople are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a person or they can stunt your growth and make you wilt and die.
PlatoLove is a serious mental disease.
PlatoHere’s what I’ve learned about deal-breakers. If you have enough natural chemistry with someone, you overlook every single thing that you said would break the deal.
Taylor SwiftI think I have had so much blessing – I’ve had my brother, who was brilliant – I think my family came closest to making a genius when they made my brother – Bailey was just all of that. He loved me.
Maya AngelouSo live with men as if God saw you and speak to God, as if men heard you.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaLove is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
H. L. MenckenMen’s vows are women’s traitors!
William ShakespeareMarriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
H. L. MenckenI don’t like people going behind my back.
Abby Lee MillerAll you need is love.
John LennonFunny is the world I live in. You’re funny, I’m interested. You’re not funny, I’m not interested.
Jerry SeinfeldBut that intimacy of mutual embarrassment, in which each feels that the other is feeling something, having once existed, its effect is not to be done away with.
George EliotMy fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids‘ reaction to that divorce.
Kevin Hart