Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

There isn’t any formula or method. You learn to love by loving – by paying attention and doing what one thereby discovers has to be done.

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.

I had this child, and it destroyed my family.

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate.

The glory of the nation rests in the character of her men. And character comes from boyhood. Thus, every boy is a challenge to his elders.

As a rule, men worry more about what they can’t see than about what they can.

People may hear your words, but they feel your attitude.

A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.

Men are swayed more by fear than by reverence.

Men want to make women happy.

Flattery corrupts both the receiver and the giver.

We were never intimate mother and children while she was our mother – but… when she became our child, the affection came.

Men who have reached and passed forty-five, have a look as if waiting for the secret of the other world, and as if they were perfectly sure of having found out the secret of this.

I approach love differently now that I know it’s hard for it to work out.

I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service and the service of our great imperial family to which we all belong.

It has been hard for me to find it, but I have found love.

Man’s enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself.

You can’t have a relationship with a device whose limits are unknown to you, because without limits, it keeps becoming something else.

I have a big gay and lesbian following and they’ve been very loyal and kind to me.

What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.

I’m drawn to bad romances.

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.

If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.

If once you forfeit the confidence of your fellow-citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem.

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.

I love making new friends and I respect people for a lot of different reasons.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Happiness is a hard master, particularly other people’s happiness.

Even the best teams can fail. Celebrities can fade. There is only One in whom your faith is always safe, and that is in the Lord Jesus Christ. And you need to let your faith show!

I’ve never had a divorce, but I’ve seen so many of my friends, my sister, my family go through that stuff, so I try to write for the people that can’t write about it. I take on their sorrow, so I’m able to kind of express it, or their joy.

Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

It’s fun to be hopelessly in love. It’s dangerous, but it’s fun.

The loss of young first love is so painful that it borders on the ludicrous.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I haven’t had that one great love, which is good. I don’t want that to be in the past – I want it to be in the future.

Love is a really scary thing, and you never know what’s going to happen. It’s one of the most beautiful things in life, but it’s one of the most terrifying. It’s worth the fear because you have more knowledge, experience, you learn from people, and you have memories.

Who, being loved, is poor?

Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point.

I don’t like being alone.

We do not judge the people we love.

God is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Love is a serious mental disease.

When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.

I’m married to an Italian woman, and I used to love cooking Italian at home, because it’s one-pot cooking. But my wife does not approve of my Italian cooking.

It is wrong to assume that men of immense wealth are always happy.

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

Never marry someone in hope that they’ll change later.

All in all, I just don’t trust journalists – and I don’t think it’s a good practice for me to trust journalists.

There never was a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous.

I make decisions all day, so it’s nice for a woman like me to go to dinner and have the man take the menu and say, ‚Let me order.‘ Other women would be offended by that, but I’m like, ‚Good. Because I can’t make one more decision today.‘ I want someone to rub my feet without being asked.

To make America the greatest is my goal, so I beat the Russian and I beat the Pole. And for the U.S.A. won the medal of gold. The Greeks said, ‚You’re better than the Cassius of old.‘

God has his plans and his reasons. Sometimes we are supposed to go through things so that we learn lessons.

We cannot always assure the future of our friends; we have a better chance of assuring our future if we remember who our friends are.

I know when I grew up, it was, if it was daylight outside, get outside. Well, now, with the technological age of computers and everything, everyone’s inside virtually going everywhere they want to go, virtually having relationships, virtually traveling across the neighborhood, virtually going to that island.

I think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Those who intend on becoming great should love neither themselves nor their own things, but only what is just, whether it happens to be done by themselves or others.

I have a brother and sister; my mother does not care for thought, and father, too busy with his briefs to notice what we do. He buys me many books, but begs me not to read them, because he fears they joggle the mind.