People may think I’m trying something new by telling stories, but they’re just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That’s what I do.
Steven WrightWhen I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, ‚Well, what do you need?‘
Steven WrightMy roots are in Paris, and I will not pull them up.
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin‚Evil men have no songs.‘ How is it that the Russians have songs?
Friedrich NietzscheI got a chain letter by fax. It’s very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
Steven WrightCulture makes people understand each other better. And if they understand each other better in their soul, it is easier to overcome the economic and political barriers. But first they have to understand that their neighbour is, in the end, just like them, with the same problems, the same questions.
Paulo CoelhoThere are as many pillows of illusion as flakes in a snow-storm. We wake from one dream into another dream.
Ralph Waldo EmersonThere is precious little in civilization to appeal to a Yeti.
Edmund HillaryI don’t travel with them, but they can’t be missing in my home. There have to always be dominoes… I used to play with my family – dad, my grandpa, my uncles.
Bad BunnyThe Iraqis have become invested in their nationhood.
Joe BidenThere is a level of snobbery and fickleness in L.A.
Gordon RamsayUnlike Europe, China can’t be intimidated. Europe backs down if the United States looks at it the wrong way. But China, they’ve been there for 3,000 years and are paying no attention to the barbarians and don’t see any need to.
Noam ChomskyCompton got such a legacy in hip-hop.
Nipsey HussleI’d always somehow felt slightly as if I’d been born in the wrong country.
Christopher HitchensPeople from all over the world come to London wanting to make their own mark on it, and they add to the energy and vitality of the capital. It’s got a bit busier since the ’60s, but the more the merrier!
Richard BransonThe intensity of the football and how the people live football in Liverpool – it is not a usual.
Jurgen KloppOnce you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go.
Erma BombeckBooks are the treasured wealth of the world and the fit inheritance of generations and nations.
Henry David ThoreauThere can be no greater error than to expect, or calculate, upon real favors from nation to nation. It is an illusion which experience must cure, which a just pride ought to discard.
George WashingtonMost of us enter adult life with great ambitions for how we will start our own ventures, but the harshness of life wears us down. We settle into some job and slowly give in to the illusion that our bosses care about us and our future, that they spend time thinking of our welfare.
Robert GreeneAccording to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby because children often die in the first weeks of life.
Bill GatesI have visited Japan several times and have always been shown wonderful hospitality.
Stephen HawkingWhen good Americans die they go to Paris.
Oscar WildeFor the introduction of a new kind of music must be shunned as imperiling the whole state; since styles of music are never disturbed without affecting the most important political institutions.
PlatoAbove all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the morning and worry what his neighbors think of him. Being a Jew is no problem here.
Golda MeirLondon is a roost for every bird.
Benjamin DisraeliSay ‚Toronto‘ or ‚Ontario,‘ and the immediate thought associations are with a somewhat blander version of North America: a United States with a welfare regime and a more polite street etiquette, and the additionally reassuring visage of Queen Elizabeth on the currency.
Christopher HitchensPuerto Rico’s relationship with music is everything. It’s an island full of talent and if you grow up there, you grow up living and breathing music.
Bad BunnyThe colored folks been singing it and playing it just like I’m doin‘ now, man, for more years than I know. I got it from them.
Elvis PresleyAmerica is just downright mean.
Michelle ObamaIt is far harder to kill a phantom than a reality.
Virginia WoolfConstitutions should consist only of general provisions; the reason is that they must necessarily be permanent, and that they cannot calculate for the possible change of things.
Alexander HamiltonIt is only in his music, which Americans are able to admire because a protective sentimentality limits their understanding of it, that the Negro in America has been able to tell his story.
James BaldwinThe secret to film is that it’s an illusion.
George LucasA great poet is the most precious jewel of a nation.
Ludwig van BeethovenHatred is something peculiar. You will always find it strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheDancing was always part of my culture growing up in Barbados. When I shot my 1st video I worked really hard with my choreographer to perfect the routines.
RihannaI truly believe the things Notre Dame stands for.
Lou HoltzI don’t think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusions that can manipulate you into thinking theres some kind of change.
Bob DylanRitual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our gods.
Gilbert K. ChestertonOne aim of the Boy Scouts scheme is to revive amongst us, if possible, some of the rules of the knights of old.
Robert Baden-PowellPolygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.
Elbert HubbardCulture is the process by which a person becomes all that they were created capable of being.
Thomas Carlyle‚WASP‘ is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it’s inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.
Christopher HitchensI’m the proof – you can’t throw away tradition.
Vivienne WestwoodTradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy who merely happen to be walking around.
Gilbert K. ChestertonAs I got older, my pops tried to keep me involved with the culture by telling me the stories of the conflict between Ethiopia and Eritrea, how he came to America, and about our family back home, because all that side of my family – my aunties, grandparents – is in Africa.
Nipsey HussleWe have listened too long to the courtly Muses of Europe.
Ralph Waldo EmersonFrench is the language that turns dirt into romance.
Stephen KingThe more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall.
Bob MarleyObscenity comes from grime.
Christopher HitchensOur society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone – except God.
Billy GrahamNo culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive.
Mahatma GandhiIn the West, we have been withdrawing from our tradition-, religion-, and even nation-centred cultures.
Jordan PetersonA nation’s culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people.
Mahatma GandhiIndia does not need to become anything else. India must become only India. This is a country that once upon a time was called the golden bird.
Narendra ModiIn Puerto Rico we dance to everything.
Bad BunnyThe great moments of rock ‚n‘ roll were never off in some corner of the music world, in a self-constructed ghetto.
BonoNo occupation is so delightful to me as the culture of the earth, and no culture comparable to that of the garden.
Thomas JeffersonI’m an atheist, and the concept of god for me is all part of what I call ‚the last illusion.‘ The last illusion is someone knows what is going on. Nearly everyone has that illusion somewhere, and it manifests not only in the terms of the idea that there is a god but that it knows what’s going on but that the planets know what’s going on.
Brian Eno