self-deprecation quotes

If I’d found out that Norman Mailer liked me. I’d have killed myself.

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself.

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It’s literary suicide.

I’m always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don’t even take what I am seriously.

We are so very ‚umble.

I hate to be smart.