scheduling quotes

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

We record when I have a hole in the schedule. Sometimes night, sometimes afternoon, sometimes morning – we fit it in when we can. I prep for episodes all the time.

The key is not to prioritize what’s on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities.

Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

I’ve been on a calendar, but I’ve never been on time.