Santa Claus quotes

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.

I think we’ve taken the meaning of Christmas out. People don’t stop and think about Jesus or the birth of Jesus. When they think of Christmas, they think of Santa Claus and – for the children, and they think of giving gifts and out-giving the next person of spending their time looking for the right thing for somebody who has everything.

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do – eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other… and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus!

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.