relatives quotes

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

Nobody can ever make enough money for as many poor relatives as I’ve got. Somebody’s got a sick kid, or somebody needs an operation, somebody ain’t got this, somebody ain’t got that. Or to give the kids all a car when they graduate.

It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

I was born in Earl K. Long Hospital. I was born Feb. 5th, 1986. I have a lot of family members. My grandmother had five girls, and all of them had children. It was always a house full. A lot of cousins. A lot of family members.

If a man’s character is to be abused there’s nobody like a relative to do the business.