relationship advice quotes

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I’m the girl who – I call it girl-next-door-itis – the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

I’m typically single. I’m the girl who – I call it girl-next-door-itis – the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating.

I could never give relationship advice to anybody!

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‚page 2.‘

If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.