quirky quotes

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

I love nerdy, cute, quirky boys who don’t take themselves too seriously.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

I mean, families are weird.

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.