pregnancy quotes

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.

I like trying to get pregnant. I’m not so sure about childbirth.

If there’s a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it’s not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there’s a house rumor, they’ll find out it’s not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house.

I will say this: one of the things that is a pain when you’re expecting children is how much advice unsolicited people give you when you’re not asking for it.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

It’s a great thing about being pregnant – you don’t need excuses to pee or to eat.

I had my first baby at twenty-one.

I’ve always wanted a baby.