political humor quotes

There might be some serious fun in politics.

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don’t buy a single vote more than is necessary. I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for a landslide.

Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

If there should prove to be one real, living Free State Democrat in Kansas, I suggest that it might be well to catch him and stuff and preserve his skin as an interesting specimen of that soon-to-be-extinct variety of the genus Democrat.