pet ownership quotes

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We’re small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We’re not a pushover.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

I really want a pet, and I really love animals.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

The dog that trots about finds a bone.