PersonalGrowth quotes

All of my favorite people – people I really trust – none of them were cool in their younger years.

Remember that no relationship is a total waste of time. You can always learn something about yourself.

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

I hate the past – especially my own past.

I like to use the hard times in the past to motivate me today.

If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.

My life turned out to be beyond my greatest dreams.

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That’s still what I am doing. The end.

I do sometimes look back at things I’ve written in the past, and think, ‚I just don’t remember being the person who wrote that.‘

Live to learn, and you will really learn to live.

Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.

To change ones life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly.

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

As long as you live, keep learning how to live.

Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.

Overcoming my dad telling me that I could never amount to anything is what has made me the megalomaniac that you see today.