medical quotes

The citizens of Tumortown are forever assailed with cures and rumors of cures.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

I fell and broke my pelvic bone in three places. So, I’m still sort of an invalid now.

I have little bones.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

I received free health care.