jokes quotes

I laugh and joke, but I don’t get distracted very easily.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made ‚em up myself.

Don’t be getting sloppy drunk and telling them dirty jokes.

I was a class clown. At 12, I was definitely clowning. I was making all the jokes. But I was smart, so the teachers didn’t know what to do with me.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I’m joking and when I’m serious.

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn’t give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn’t seem right.

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at.

I’m pretty laid-back in real life. I just love hanging with my friends and making jokes. The jokes don’t stop – literally, all day.

I don’t get up, get dressed, go out, and think, ‚Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.‘

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

People may think I’m trying something new by telling stories, but they’re just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That’s what I do.

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I’ll say, ‚That’s right, keep the same haircut for ten years.‘ How fun is that?

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.

You’re not going to see my sense of humor on the football field. That’s not a place for me to joke around.

There was a time when people said, ‚Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.‘ Now they just say, ‚Pay him!‘

I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.