health quotes

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The citizens of Tumortown are forever assailed with cures and rumors of cures.

Christopher Hitchens

It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases – one was Alzheimer’s, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimer’s.

Terry Pratchett

I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Groucho Marx

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Henny Youngman

Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend. Non-being is the greatest joy.

Lao Tzu

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I think it’s good for a woman to put on a bit of weight when she gets older – it looks better. But a man has to stay balanced.

Richard Branson

Don’t run if you can walk. Don’t walk if you can stand. Don’t stand if you can sit. Don’t sit if you can lie down.

Lou Holtz

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

George Carlin

Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

It’s crazy how fast you get out of shape if you miss a couple days of action.

Stephen Curry

At the beginning when the child is coming, people worry the child may be deformed. When a healthy boy or child comes, people are very happy for a short moment.

Dalai Lama

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

George Bernard Shaw

Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.

Thomas Jefferson

As we dread any disease that undermines the health of the body, so should we deplore contention, which is a corroding canker of the spirit.

Russell M. Nelson

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

Ronald Reagan

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost.

Billy Graham

I’m proud to be an actor. See, as an actor, you live longer. Football players, the brain and all that stuff, ooh-eee, that’s not good.

Mr. T

My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‚All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.‘

Steven Wright

If you’re a person struggling to eat and stay healthy, you might have heard about Michael Jordan or Muhammad Ali, but you’ll never have heard of Bill Gates.

Bill Gates

I think all Americans believe in human rights. And health is an often overlooked aspect of basic human rights. And it’s one that’s easily corrected. The reason I say that is that many of the diseases that we treat around the world, I knew when I was a child. My mother was a registered nurse. And they no longer exist in our country.

Jimmy Carter

In France there are, I think, less than one per cent of people who are too skinny.

Karl Lagerfeld

When your physical energy and mind combines, it’s great.

Sunil Chhetri

My experience of malaria was just taking anti-malarials, which give you strange dreams, because I don’t want to get malaria.

Bill Gates

Medicine heals doubts as well as diseases.

Karl Marx

God has already done everything He’s going to do. The ball is now in your court. If you want success, if you want wisdom, if you want to be prosperous and healthy, you’re going to have to do more than meditate and believe; you must boldly declare words of faith and victory over yourself and your family.

Joel Osteen

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.

Joseph Addison

If you want to deal with an epidemic – crime or health – the smartest and most effective and cheapest way to deal with it is prevention first.

Kamala Harris

Mortality is very different when you’re 20 to when you’re 50.

Keanu Reeves

From the moment I open my eyes, I’m trying to free my body. I’m trying to get looser, more flexible, to gain control. Movement is medicine to me.

Conor McGregor

A feeble body weakens the mind.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort.

Colin Powell

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.

Friedrich Nietzsche

I, personally, think there is a really danger of taking food too seriously. Food should be part of the bigger picture.

Anthony Bourdain

AIDS itself is subject to incredible stigma.

Bill Gates

I think for my bones and my size, I better stay with my 60 kilo.

Karl Lagerfeld

The first wealth is health.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I eat next to nothing.

Karl Lagerfeld

I won’t have to do any major changes to continue my career a long way, hopefully. Just hopefully stay healthy and be able to help a team out as I go through and still play at a pretty high level.

Stephen Curry

Cancer victimhood contains a permanent temptation to be self-centred and even solipsistic.

Christopher Hitchens

I think it’s horrible that people have to be told. Don’t smoke! Everybody knows it’s bad for the health. But they have to forbid it.

Karl Lagerfeld

The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their powers as a state depend.

Benjamin Disraeli

Drinking water is essential to a healthy lifestyle.

Stephen Curry

Music when healthy, is the teacher of perfect order, and when depraved, the teacher of perfect disorder.

John Ruskin

I don’t drink water, haven’t drank water in 40 years.

Lou Holtz

I want to thank God, obviously for the health, for the talent He’s given me, for my family who supports me, for the things that basketball’s taught me on and off the court. For the people that I’ve been able to meet through the game of basketball.

Stephen Curry

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer’s you are an old fart. That’s how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

Terry Pratchett

I don’t sleep much. I don’t sleep much – I work, I work, I work.

Kevin Gates

The equal right of all citizens to health, education, work, food, security, culture, science, and wellbeing – that is, the same rights we proclaimed when we began our struggle, in addition to those which emerge from our dreams of justice and equality for all inhabitants of our world – is what I wish for all.

Fidel Castro

I believe that the greatest gift you can give your family and the world is a healthy you.

Joyce Meyer

The chief condition on which, life, health and vigor depend on, is action. It is by action that an organism develops its faculties, increases its energy, and attains the fulfillment of its destiny.

Colin Powell

I have a difficult time sitting down for long periods.

Kamala Harris

Medicines are only fit for old people.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck

If a woman can, by careful selection of a father and nourishment of herself, produce a citizen with efficient senses, sound organs and a good digestion, she should clearly be secured a sufficient reward for that natural service to make her willing to undertake and repeat it.

George Bernard Shaw

I worked out a lot before I was 20. I was hard underneath. I had just a little padding. I was quilted. Always Chanel.

Karl Lagerfeld

Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.

Samuel Johnson

Nutrition is so important. It can’t be stressed enough.

Dwayne Johnson

I have never felt more confident in myself, more clear on who I am as a woman. But I am constantly thinking about my own health and making sure that I’m eating right and getting exercise and watching the aches and pains. I want to be this really fly 80-90-year old.

Michelle Obama

I have allergies, and I’ve had my share of nosebleeds, but that’s usually related to pollen.

Stephen Curry