fish quotes

The old adage about giving a man a fish versus teaching him how to fish has been updated by a reader: Give a man a fish and he will ask for tartar sauce and French fries! Moreover, some politician who wants his vote will declare all these things to be among his ‚basic rights.‘

I always have breakfast, say, scrambled egg whites, a vegetable smoothie, or whole-grain cereal with low-fat milk. For lunch and dinner, I eat a lot of fish and vegetables. And throughout the day, I try to stay hydrated.

No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.

All men are equal before fish.

At times, I’ve referred to Christ’s miracles, and have said, ‚Well, Christ multiplied the fish and the loaves to feed the people. That is precisely what we want to do with the Revolution and socialism.‘

Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

I swim like a fish and I have an amazing kick.

I eat fish, three times a week meat, and if not yogurt, something like this and it rarely continues.

It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.