first time quotes

I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man. Will Smith did it in his movies, so did Jake Gyllenhaal, and I figured it was my time. So it was me and Steve Carell – fantastic.

Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon.