dog quotes

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he’ll be there.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

A statesman who confines himself to popular legislation – or, for the matter of that, a playwright who confines himself to popular plays – is like a blind man’s dog who goes wherever the blind man pulls him, on the ground that both of them want to go to the same place.

If fame belonged to me, I could not escape her; if she did not, the longest day would pass me on the chase, and the approbation of my dog would forsake me then. My barefoot rank is better.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‚Ego‘.

Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.

The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Some animals are cunning and evil-disposed, as the fox; others, as the dog, are fierce, friendly, and fawning. Some are gentle and easily tamed, as the elephant; some are susceptible of shame, and watchful, as the goose. Some are jealous and fond of ornament, as the peacock.

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg.