costume quotes

You think I’m going to ask these sweet 14 year olds to ask their parents to buy a $100 ticket then run around in latex and lip sync? No way.

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

I’m Mickey Mouse. They don’t know who’s inside the suit.

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.