Comparison quotes

It disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous.

Can people who hunger so desperately for what other people have ever have enough?

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Apple’s market share is bigger than BMW’s or Mercedes’s or Porsche’s in the automotive market. What’s wrong with being BMW or Mercedes?

David Icke reminded me of Malcolm X.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first, rock ‚n‘ roll or Christianity.

Dictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.

There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool.

Mine is better than ours.

Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians – you are not like him.

Womanist is to feminist as purple is to lavender.

A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.

Doing a show for three weeks is nothing like doing a show for seven seasons.

Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy.