cleaning quotes

I love to clean.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

My momma didn’t clean up floors so I could be a thug… so I could wear my pants down.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.

I lived a sloppy life. So I took very small increments in my life. I started making my bed. I started cleaning my room. There were dishes in the sink. It started off with doing small house chores. I saw that the yard needed to be mowed. So instead of being told it needed to be mowed, I would mow it.