bizarre quotes

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

When they speak, dead frogs fall out of their mouths.

I have been told my eating habits are absolutely bizarre. But I don’t think so.