beer quotes

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations – wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

I’ve always found, give me a pack of cigarettes and a couple of beers, and I do better with that than I do with torture.