acting quotes

Acting is the perfect idiot’s profession.

The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.

We all know what flopping is when we see it. The stuff that you see is where guys aren’t really getting hit at all and are just flailing around like a fish out of water.

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.