accident quotes

The earth was probably born by accident; but, in accordance with one of the most general laws of evolution, scarcely had this accident happened than it was immediately made use of and recast into something naturally directed.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

I fell and broke my pelvic bone in three places. So, I’m still sort of an invalid now.

I break orbital bones.

There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home.

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no risk of accident for someone who’s dead.

I was the only kid who anybody I knew has ever seen actually walk into a lamppost with his eyes wide open. Everybody assumed that there must be something going on inside, because there sure as hell wasn’t anything going on on the outside!