To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

I mean we all need a second chance sometimes.

A woman can’t be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can’t do it by herself.

When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage.

I had this child, and it destroyed my family.

People change because of kids. They change how they eat. They change the way they think. They change the way they see one another.

I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage. But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that’s not what America’s about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don’t contract them.

My greatest blessing has been the birth of my son. My next greatest blessing has been my ability to turn people into children of mine.

All of the people in my life whom I consider to be close friends or colleagues are good thinkers.

Take my wife… Please!

I don’t think there’s an option for me to fall in love slowly or at medium speed. I either do, or I don’t.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone’s grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.

There’s nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It’s a thing no married man knows anything about.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

I don’t like cream puff, corny guys. Usually, they are the nice guys, the ones that won’t hurt you. They’ll pull out the chair for you and the whole nine yards. Everything is perfect and boring.

The more I grow in popularity, the lonelier it gets. Because you don’t really know me. You just know this part of me. You fell in love with that. But it’s way more intricate than what meets the surface.

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.

I’ve… been accused of being involved with every man I’m ever seen with or worked with. Maybe I have, maybe I ain’t. I never tell if I have.

I never fall in love.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get – only with what you are expecting to give – which is everything.

The deep, personal material of the latter half of your life is your children. You can write about your parents when they’re gone, but your children are still going to be here, and you’re going to want them to come and visit you in the nursing home.

I think women love very hard. We love men. We just love with everything we have. And sometimes, I don’t know that that love is met with the type of dignity that we wish it would be met with.

I have noticed… that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women.

The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.

He who does not trust enough, Will not be trusted.

Life cannot be without relationship, but we have made it so agonizing and hideous by basing it on personal and possessive love. Can one love and yet not possess? You will find the true answer not in escape, ideals, beliefs but through the understanding of the causes of dependence and possessiveness.

This is what is hardest: to close the open hand because one loves.

Know your worth! People always act like they’re doing more for you than you’re doing for them.

I’m married to an Italian woman, and I used to love cooking Italian at home, because it’s one-pot cooking. But my wife does not approve of my Italian cooking.

Love is only one of many passions.

Love possesses not nor will it be possessed, for love is sufficient unto love.

I never promise anything. I don’t promise anything to my mum. I don’t promise anything to the supporters.

Marriage is this grand madness, and I think if people knew that, they would perhaps take it more seriously.

My mom and I have always been there for each other. We had some tough times, but she was always there for me.

One of the most terrible feelings in the world is knowing that someone else doesn’t like you. Especially when you don’t know what you’ve done to deserve it.

The mind of a 19-year-old is very different from the mind of a 26-year-old. You grow. You get into better relationships. You experience more, meet more people, better people. But when you’re in a dark hole at an earlier point in your life – you write about the mindset you’re in at that moment.

I’m just going to say it: I’m pro-guilt. Guilt is good. Guilt helps us stay on track because it’s about our behavior. It occurs when we compare something we’ve done – or failed to do – with our personal values.

What ever disunites man from God, also disunites man from man.

Reversing your treatment of the man you have wronged is better than asking his forgiveness.

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both.

I don’t have a problem with Hulk Hogan. People say things and do things, and who am I to judge?

Who hears me, who understands me, becomes mine, a possession for all time.

You gotta understand: I believe a woman should praise the man, the king. If you holding it down for your woman, I feel like the woman should praise. And the man should praise the queen.

If I love you, I show you I love you every day. Little things, big things.

Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking.

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.

Love and doubt have never been on speaking terms.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

He knows my limitations and where I’m a good wife and a good mom.

It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

When you’re around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you’re supposed to lead. I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

I’ve found that men I’ve dated who are in the same business can be really competitive. I’ve found a great group of girlfriends in the same business who aren’t competitive, but a few times guys have started comparing careers and it has been… challenging.

People hate as they love, unreasonably.

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.