They do not love that do not show their love.

If I’m not in love, if I’m not with a long-term companion, I cannot be happy.

Patience is key for getting over a breakup. That, and trailing off your interaction after the breakup.

Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

Men’s vows are women’s traitors!

Do not rebuke mockers, or they will hate you; rebuke the wise, and they will love you.

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.

I think that everybody needs four things in life. Everybody needs something to do regardless of age. Everybody needs someone to love. Everybody needs something to hope for, and, of course, everybody needs someone to believe in.

It no longer bothers me that I may be constantly searching for father figures; by this time, I have found several and dearly enjoyed knowing them all.

Creative people don’t behave very well generally. If you’re looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you’re gonna be depressed real fast. I don’t have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She’s my first priority.

Sooner or later we’re all someone’s dog.

The desire for possession is insatiable, to such a point that it can survive even love itself. To love, therefore, is to sterilize the person one loves.

When the people you love are gone, you’re alone.

Love is about mutual respect, apart from attraction.

Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Whether a person is straight or gay, Republican, Democrat, good person, not a good person, they’re all welcome, because to me, church is a place you’re supposed to get healed and whole and loved.

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won’t save us any more than love did.

I will never be happy without having someone. Going to sleep alone kills me.

Life in abundance comes only through great love.

There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women, and there are families.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

You can draw inspiration from anything. If you’re a good storyteller, you can take a dirty look somebody gives you, or if a guy you used to have flirtations with starts dating a new girl, or somebody you’re casually talking to says something that makes you so mad – you can create an entire scenario around that.

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.

I’ve never had a divorce, but I’ve seen so many of my friends, my sister, my family go through that stuff, so I try to write for the people that can’t write about it. I take on their sorrow, so I’m able to kind of express it, or their joy.

Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don’t understand each other. Not at all! But that’s what makes relationships so amazing.

Funny is the world I live in. You’re funny, I’m interested. You’re not funny, I’m not interested.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

You pay a certain penalty for going your own way. A lot of people think you’re nuts, and you’re not as popular with girls as you should be.

My father was a mean, controlling and manipulative person for most of his life. He was unpredictable and unstable.

I love life because what more is there?

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

I was adored once too.

There are certain pursuits which, if not wholly poetic and true, do at least suggest a nobler and finer relation to nature than we know. The keeping of bees, for instance.

I never promise anything. I don’t promise anything to my mum. I don’t promise anything to the supporters.

Women. They are a complete mystery.

I love hugging people. I still hug everybody in my meet-and-greet lines.

There are women who can make you feel more with their bodies and their souls, but these are the exact women who will turn the knife into you right in front of the crowd. Of course, I expect this, but the knife still cuts.

Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.

When people say ‚marriage‘ to me… It’s always a means to an end. Everyone’s so in a rush to define the relationship.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone’s grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.

My love is a hummingbird sitting that quiet moment on the bough, as the same cat crouches.

I’ve known and continue to know every one of these major world leaders by their first names, and I have access to them.

What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat?

Man’s only true happiness is to live in hope of something to be won by him. Reverence something to be worshipped by him, and love something to be cherished by him, forever.

If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.

Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

The only way to get love is to be lovable. It’s very irritating if you have a lot of money. You’d like to think you could write a check: ‚I’ll buy a million dollars‘ worth of love.‘ But it doesn’t work that way. The more you give love away, the more you get.

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.

In each action we must look beyond the action at our past, present, and future state, and at others whom it affects, and see the relations of all those things. And then we shall be very cautious.

Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.

God to me is love.

If thy brother wrongs thee, remember not so much his wrong-doing, but more than ever that he is thy brother.

I love us so incredibly, insanely deeply; it’s almost unbearable to see what we do to ourselves.

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.