The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.

There’s no such thing as going to a soapbox and saying, ‚The government’s corrupt,‘ and not having the intelligence service see your face. In the digital world, that can be done.

I knew no one who’d ever been in the public eye.

Women are considered deep – why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

To the women and children, T stands for tender. To the bad guys and thugs, it stands for tough.

Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

I don’t think that women need to smell interesting.

The big divide in this country is not between Democrats and Republicans, or women and men, but between talkers and doers.

Men want to make women happy.

There are women who can make you feel more with their bodies and their souls, but these are the exact women who will turn the knife into you right in front of the crowd. Of course, I expect this, but the knife still cuts.

Women – always in trouble with them, but can’t live without them.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.

A women who doesn’t wear perfume has no future.

There are a lot of good women in New York.

Women have a certain sexuality, and I think their bodies are beautiful, and I’m not embarrassed to explore that in a film. But there are things you get offered that are vulgar and violent – just like there’s a side of me that’s vulgar and violent.

Women don’t try to use me.

If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I’m still waiting, it’s all been to seduce women basically.

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity – everything was anonymous or pseudonymous – and I thought that real identity should play a bigger part than it did.

There are so many men and women who hold no distinctive positions but whose contribution towards the development of society has been enormous.

There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.

The challenge for me as an actor is if you become a celebrity, you don’t meet strangers anymore. And strangers are where we have our anonymity. And I believe it’s essential for the soul to be anonymous, especially if you’re going to be an actor.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

I have much more support than most women around this world, and I have the financial means to have a home and help with care and food.

Young men and women, your education is ever important – to us, to you, and to God.

For some reason, I have better luck when I work with women. I guess I have a good sense of sisterhood.

If one could be friendly with women, what a pleasure – the relationship so secret and private compared with relations with men. Why not write about it truthfully?

Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.

Most people are happy being average. Most are happy being faceless in a sea of faces.

America is a friend to the people of Iraq. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them and threatens us. When these demands are met, the first and greatest benefit will come to Iraqi men, women and children.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done things. We had time.

The history of men’s opposition to women’s emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Every woman is supposed to have the same set of motives, or else to be a monster.

Behind all their personal vanity, women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman.

There’s a personality trait known as agreeableness. Agreeable people are compassionate and polite. And agreeable people get paid less than disagreeable people for the same job. Women are more agreeable than men.

Women can’t do everything at the same time, we need to understand milestones in our lives comes in segments.

The Internet made fame wack and anonymity cool.

Women. They are a complete mystery.

What women need to understand is that men don’t communicate. It’s not intentional or on purpose. We’re just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.

Women tend to be more intuitive, or to admit to being intuitive, and maybe the hard science approach isn’t so attractive. The way that science is taught is very cold. I would never have become a scientist if I had been taught like that.

All the women in my life have been librarians, English teachers and book sellers.

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

He that has not got a wife is not yet a complete man.

After many years of great mercy, after tasting of the powers of the world to come, we still are so weak, so foolish; but, oh! when we get away from self to God, there all is truth and purity and holiness, and our heart finds peace, wisdom, completeness, delight, joy, victory.

If you want to make computers that really work, create a design team composed only of healthy, active women with lots else to do in their lives, and give them carte blanche.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.

I’ll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They’re too much fun.

Naturally, my stories are about women – I’m a woman. I don’t know what the term is for men who write mostly about men. I’m not always sure what is meant by ‚feminist.‘ In the beginning, I used to say, ‚Well, of course I’m a feminist.‘ But if it means that I follow a kind of feminist theory, or know anything about it, then I’m not.

Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

I don’t hate women – they just sometimes make me mad.

Indeed, I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.