Doubt is the incentive to truth and inquiry leads the way.
Hosea BallouIt has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.
John SteinbeckIt was one of those evenings when men feel that truth, goodness and beauty are one. In the morning, when they commit their discovery to paper, when others read it written there, it looks wholly ridiculous.
Aldous HuxleyI laugh all the time – at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don’t laugh onstage because then it’s serious business.
Steven WrightTimidity makes a person modest. It makes him or her say, ‚I’m not worthy of being written up in the record of deeds in heaven or on earth.‘ Timidity keeps people from their good. They are afraid to say, ‚Yes, I deserve it.‘
Maya AngelouI do all my own stunts. I’m kidding.
Dwayne JohnsonComedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody AllenMarrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Eleanor RooseveltIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas AdamsI never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
Harry S. TrumanIt’s sometimes comical to hear the younger generation ask their peers to repeat themselves.
Billy GrahamThe chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding.
Joseph AddisonThe only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma BombeckFiction is the truth inside the lie.
Stephen KingMySpace is my wife… Facebook is my mistress.
Paulo CoelhoIf you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Will RogersWhen I’m on stage, it’s really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It’s funny how different it looks and how it’s happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I’m going to get a bagel.
Steven WrightYou make ‚em, I amuse ‚em.
Dr. SeussI’ll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
Kanye WestOnly on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
George Bernard ShawWhen you’re coming up with new material, it’s not always gonna be good. The only way to learn is for it not to get a laugh, so you can adjust it and come back the next day to see if it’s working right. Next time, you might get a different laugh. You’re constantly rebuilding.
Kevin HartPolitical language… is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
George OrwellI didn’t start sweating until I had children. That was one of the first things I realized when my daughter Violet was born – I started getting wicked BO. You know there’s a difference between basketball BO and stress BO? This was definitely stress BO. Like, new dad BO.
Dave GrohlWe have but one permanent home: heaven – that’s still the old truth that we always have to re-learn – and it’s only through the impact of sad experiences that we assimilate it.
Pierre Teilhard de ChardinNo such thing as a man willing to be honest – that would be like a blind man willing to see.
F. Scott FitzgeraldIt is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert K. ChestertonIf I wished to do something, even if I couldn’t find anyone who wanted to make the effort with me, I would go out solo climbing. I did find solo climbing very challenging and a little frightening. You knew that you were completely on your own, and you had to overcome all the problems and possible dangers.
Edmund HillaryIs it weird in here, or is it just me?
Steven WrightI’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody AllenLike getting into a bleeding competition with a blood bank.
Richard BransonYes, we’ve still got more work to do. More work to do for every American still in need of a good job or a raise, paid leave or a decent retirement; for every child who needs a sturdier ladder out of poverty or a world-class education; for everyone who has not yet felt the progress of these past seven and a half years.
Barack ObamaThere was a time when people said, ‚Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.‘ Now they just say, ‚Pay him!‘
Jim CarreyI’m so old, I don’t buy green bananas any more.
Lou HoltzIt’s a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I’d be a drag queen.
Dolly PartonHow can sincerity be a condition of friendship? A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing.
Albert CamusIf you seek truth you will not seek victory by dishonorable means, and if you find truth you will become invincible.
EpictetusI have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Winston ChurchillWe should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
Friedrich NietzscheNature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Jean-Jacques RousseauI really believed that fear is contagious.
Joel OsteenI’d be more frightened by not using whatever abilities I’d been given. I’d be more frightened by procrastination and laziness.
Denzel WashingtonMany a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but it divides us from truth.
Khalil GibranKnow then this truth, enough for man to know virtue alone is happiness below.
Alexander PopeNever let the fear of striking out get in your way.
Babe RuthI am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great pope, Self.
Martin LutherI think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Jerry SeinfeldNature has planted in our minds an insatiable longing to see the truth.
Marcus Tullius CiceroThe proper study of mankind is woman.
Henry AdamsRacism and sexism, misogyny and homophobia, they’re so visible. They’re out in the open. When they’re visible, it’s a lot easier to deal with them.
Dolores HuertaTo the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.
VoltaireHe that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God’s providence to lead him aright.
Blaise PascalI like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
Steven WrightTrash talk? Smack talk? This is an American term that makes me laugh. I simply speak the truth. I’m an Irish man.
Conor McGregorScience is but an image of the truth.
Francis BaconI do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac AsimovI’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Groucho MarxThere are thousands of boys being wasted daily to our country through being left to become characterless, and, therefore, useless wasters, a misery to themselves and an eyesore and a danger to the nation. They could be saved if only the right surroundings or environment were given to them at the receptive time of their lives.
Robert Baden-PowellLife would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
Stephen HawkingA vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
Tennessee Williams