The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‚page 2.‘

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting.

I’m typically single. I’m the girl who – I call it girl-next-door-itis – the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating.

If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race.

The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship.

Our heart glows, and secret unrest gnaws at the root of our being. Dealing with the unconscious has become a question of life for us.

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she’d kill me. She thinks I’m selling dope.

The union of the Word and the Mind produces that mystery which is called Life… Learn deeply of the Mind and its mystery, for therein lies the secret of immortality.

Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

I could never give relationship advice to anybody!

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.

We dance round in a ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and knows.

I’m the girl who – I call it girl-next-door-itis – the hot guy is friends with and gets all his relationship advice from but never considers dating.

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Every great work makes the human face more admirable and richer, and that is its whole secret.