Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Mark TwainI love making people laugh. And I love laughing.
Kevin HartI had nearly finished school because I was making effort not that bad on that. But there was a law in Germany after the war. You could not make your final examination before 18, so lots of people who were late because of the way had to do it first.
Karl LagerfeldI do hope that some of my dissents will one day be the law.
Ruth Bader GinsburgA lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.
Jerry SeinfeldA lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I’ve always worked hard.
Adam SandlerI don’t like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
Charles BukowskiLaughter is one of the very privileges of reason, being confined to the human species.
Thomas CarlyleWe must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
Napoleon BonaparteMy parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.
Jerry SeinfeldI don’t know the law, the kind of law of quantity and quality, but I think the opportunity of people being able to express themselves and to have the means of production is a great thing. It’s also changing how we’re telling stories.
Keanu ReevesNobody is above the law. Imagine if there allegations against Modi and he is the Prime Minister. Should the case not be pursued just because he has become the PM. It should not be so that it should be stopped. I am not above the law.
Narendra ModiIf the law is upheld only by government officials, then all law is at an end.
Herbert HooverRetaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature.
Albert CamusI submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for law.
Martin Luther King, Jr.In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
Khalil GibranTaste cannot be controlled by law.
Thomas JeffersonIn matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place.
Mahatma GandhiThe most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
E. E. CummingsLaughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
Oscar WildeTo live outside the law, you must be honest.
Bob DylanIsn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.
Joel OsteenAll, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression.
Thomas JeffersonIf you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marilyn MonroeI was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho MarxWhen a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
Francis BaconWhen people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it’s because he’s so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.
Walt DisneyOne hearty laugh together will bring enemies into a closer communion of heart than hours spent on both sides in inward wrestling with the mental demon of uncharitable feeling.
William JamesObedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor.
Theodore RooseveltThe worst evil of disregard for some law is that it destroys respect for all law.
Herbert HooverThe most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.
Bertrand RussellMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Will RogersThe Artist is he who detects and applies the law from observation of the works of Genius, whether of man or Nature. The Artisan is he who merely applies the rules which others have detected.
Henry David ThoreauThe safety of the people shall be the highest law.
Marcus Tullius CiceroLaw is always better than war.
Brian EnoThe Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
Jerry SeinfeldLet us remember we are all part of one American family. We are united in common values, and that includes belief in equality under the law, basic respect for public order, and the right of peaceful protest.
Barack ObamaIt was an act of patriotism when we worked to pass a law allowing the prosecution of federal hate crimes in the name of Matthew Shepard and James Byrd.
Kamala HarrisAct that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.
Immanuel KantMy philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.
Dwayne JohnsonThere is little success where there is little laughter.
Andrew CarnegieThe best book, like the best speech, will do it all – make us laugh, think, cry and cheer – preferably in that order.
Madeleine AlbrightI have to be seen to be believed.
Queen Elizabeth III am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody AllenIt’s always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a woman laugh, you’re seeing the most beautiful thing on God’s Earth.
Keanu ReevesYou have young men of color in many communities who are more likely to end up in jail or in the criminal justice system than they are in a good job or in college. And, you know, part of my job, that I can do, I think, without any potential conflicts, is to get at those root causes.
Barack ObamaWhenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, ‚Children’s Letters to God.‘ You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, ‚Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.‘
Maya AngelouGive a child love, laughter and peace, not AIDS.
Nelson MandelaIt is more dangerous that even a guilty person should be punished without the forms of law than that he should escape.
Thomas JeffersonWith mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
William ShakespeareThe only frustrating thing about jail is that I can’t make music.
Kevin GatesDon’t join the book burners. Do not think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.
Dwight D. EisenhowerIn societies that profess some respect for law, suspects are apprehended and brought to fair trial. I stress ‚suspects.‘
Noam ChomskyEven Gaddafi’s adversaries assure us that he stood out for his intelligence as a student; he was expelled from high-school for his anti-monarchic activities. He managed to enroll in another high-school and later graduated in law at the University of Benghazi at the age of 21.
Fidel CastroWe are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Will RogersI laugh all the time – at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don’t laugh onstage because then it’s serious business.
Steven WrightYou make ‚em, I amuse ‚em.
Dr. SeussI don’t know who I touch and who I don’t. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don’t have any secrets. I don’t know the reasons I’ve been so well received.
Adam SandlerIn law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
Immanuel KantThe people who were honored in the Bible were the false prophets. It was the ones we call the prophets who were jailed and driven into the desert.
Noam Chomsky