The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‚y‘ in it.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.

Buy clothes the size you want to wear.

I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.

I want my wardrobe to be full of good clothes, so that when I’m deciding what to wear, I don’t run out of options. I love shopping!

You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.

I don’t feel comfortable defending my clothes. But if you’ve got the money to afford them, then buy something from me. Just don’t buy too much.

I barely can go shopping for clothes. I find it difficult to walk into stores. The whole thing bores me so much.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

I look at other people’s lives, and some people feel like they’re too old to play with toys. But I still go through the toy section at the store, ‚cause there were toys that I wanted when I was little that I couldn’t have. So I still get them.

Sometimes, wearing a scarf and a polo coat and no makeup and with a certain attitude of walking, I go shopping or just look at people living. But then, you know, there will be a few teenagers who are kind of sharp, and they’ll say, ‚Hey, just a minute. You know who I think that is?‘ And they’ll start tailing me. And I don’t mind.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry.

I just love to shop. If I could, I would shop every single day in every single store and spend all of my money which, you know, I do anyway.

What consumerism really is, at its worst is getting people to buy things that don’t actually improve their lives.

I cap myself when I shop; I don’t like to spend extravagant amounts on clothes. But, I do get lent clothes for events, it’s scary to wear something so expensive, but I feel really pampered.

I go to Wal-Mart all the time. The one in my hometown of Hendersonville, Tenn., is open 24 hours, so I go there a lot to buy DVDs and stuff like that.

It’s only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I’m skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I’m big, when I was big, I never thought about it.

Making music is like shopping for me. Every song is like a new pair of shoes.

You don’t want to negotiate the price of simple things you buy every day.

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

One of the things it was obvious you could do with an online store is have a much more complete selection.

I met this wonderful girl at Macy’s. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.