The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.

Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

The more successful I become, the more I need a man.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

The minute you start compromising for the sake of massaging somebody’s ego, that’s it, game over.

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

Death is the king of this world: ‚Tis his park where he breeds life to feed him. Cries of pain are music for his banquet.

When I think of the love I feel for each member of our family, I sense, to a slight degree, the love that our Heavenly Father bears for His children.

Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.

I argue thee that love is life. And life hath immortality.

I am a bit of a solitude person – a solitary personality. I like being on my own. I don’t have any major friendships or relationships with people.

Like associates with like.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you.

We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.

You can never really live anyone else’s life, not even your child’s. The influence you exert is through your own life, and what you’ve become yourself.

Two such as you with such a master speed, cannot be parted nor be swept away, from one another once you are agreed, that life is only life forevermore, together wing to wing and oar to oar.

Those Marriages generally abound most with Love and Constancy, that are preceded by a long Courtship.

I do think there must be some kind of interaction between your living life and the life that goes on from here.

Nature teaches us that tens of billions of light years may have passed, and life in all of its expressions has always been subjected to an incredible combination of matter and radiation.

The average Hollywood film star’s ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.

This industry has been really good to me. It’s been a great life. I’m not through yet. I’m ready when you are, Mr. DeMille.

Things in themselves have no life in them. A car can’t comfort or encourage you. A house means nothing if there’s no life and love inside.

The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.

My life has been very full.

He who hath many friends hath none.

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them.

We awaken in others the same attitude of mind we hold toward them.

Life is the childhood of our immortality.

I don’t have to ‚freedom-kiss‘ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

If you lose a big fight, it will worry you all of your life. It will plague you – until you get your revenge.

I really thought I was on the way out. My husband Blake saved my life. Often I don’t know what I do, then the next day the memory returns. And then I am engulfed in shame.

May we so love as never to have occasion to repent of our love!

I definitely don’t think that money can buy you love. It can buy you affection but certainly not love.

Many people when they fall in love look for a little haven of refuge from the world, where they can be sure of being admired when they are not admirable, and praised when they are not praiseworthy.

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.

Life has no meaning the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal.

The way you see people is the way you treat them, and the way you treat them is what they become.

I searched for years I found no love. I’m sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

It’s very important to know the neighbor next door and the people down the street and the people in another race.

Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.

If I think too hard about a relationship, I’ll talk myself out of it.

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.

The Nihilistic Troll might pretend to be acting in the service of some cause or leader, but don’t be fooled. The cause and their supposedly strong convictions are simply a way to justify and provide cover for their abusive behavior.

It is very hard to not be able to engage with people in a real and honest way because they either want something from me, or they see me as something that I simply am not.

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.

We were born to die and we die to live. As seedlings of God, we barely blossom on earth; we fully flower in heaven.

I like to write about love and love lost because I feel like there are so many different subcategories of emotions that you can possibly delve into.

I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time.

In married life three is company and two none.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It’s commenting or observing or twisting life.

Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.