The middle of the road is where the white line is – and that’s the worst place to drive.

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.

I’m one of the slowest drivers on the road. I mosey along. If you’re doing anything too fast, including living life too fast, that creates sudden death. If I have to be somewhere on time, I make sure I leave early enough.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.

I’m the slowest driver in the world.