The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

You’re beautiful, like a May fly.

I have found that, in the composition of the human body as compared with the bodies of animals, the organs of sense are duller and coarser. Thus, it is composed of less ingenious instruments, and of spaces less capacious for receiving the faculties of sense.

Thaw with her gentle persuasion is more powerful than Thor with his hammer. The one melts, the other breaks into pieces.

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.

Don’t compare yourself with other people; compare yourself with who you were yesterday.

If I had to choose a superhero to be, I would pick Superman. He’s everything that I’m not.

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.

It disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous.

As a British driver, you get compared to Lewis and I get that. But when he came to McLaren, they were doing well and had a championship-winning car. I’m in a very different situation so I don’t compare myself to his stats.

Considering their impact, you might expect mosquitoes to get more attention than they do. Sharks kill fewer than a dozen people every year, and in the U.S. they get a week dedicated to them on TV every year.

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

In some respects, South African apartheid was more vicious than Israeli practices, and in some respects the opposite is true.

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.

Womanist is to feminist as purple is to lavender.

For as one star another far exceeds, So souls in heaven are placed by their deeds.

In the United States, one of the main topics of academic political science is the study of attitudes and policy and their correlation. The study of attitudes is reasonably easy in the United States: heavily-polled society, pretty serious and accurate polls, and policy you can see, and you can compare them.

Of Manners gentle, of Affections mild; In Wit a man; Simplicity, a child.

Music is like film to me.

A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.

In the past there were people who were not rich but contented with their living style, laughing and happy all day. But when the new rich people appear, people look at them and ask, ‚why don’t I have a life like that too, a beautiful house, car and garden,‘ and they abandon their values.

See how many are better off than you are, but consider how many are worse.

Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and goodness. People are just people, and all people have faults and shortcomings, but all of us are born with a basic goodness.

Who is richer? The man who is seen, but cannot see? Or the man who is not being seen, but can see?

We never love a person, but only qualities.

He does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.

The only difference between Benito and Bad Bunny is 16 million followers on Instagram. And the money that Bad Bunny has in the bank. Benito had, like, $7. The numbers are different, but I’m still the same. Even my insecurities remain the same.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool.

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Doing a show for three weeks is nothing like doing a show for seven seasons.

We all have our imperfections. But I’m human, and you know, it’s important to concentrate on other qualities besides outer beauty.

Writing music is just like writing a book.

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.

Particularly Instagram, people look like they have a much better life than they really do. People basically seem like they are way better-looking than they really are, and they are way happier-seeming than they really are.

Obama has succeeded in descending even below George W. Bush in approval in the Arab world. It’s minuscule, few percent.

I hate what I look like on TV, and I want to look better, and nothing makes the mothers more jealous.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.

Some day, following the example of the United States of America, there will be a United States of Europe.

See that the imagination of nature is far, far greater than the imagination of man.

Gospel music is never pessimistic, it’s never ‚oh my god, its all going down the tubes‘, like the blues often is.

Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man’s, I mean.

Of all acts of man repentance is the most divine. The greatest of all faults is to be conscious of none.

Dictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.

French fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody’s afraid of French fries.

The innocence of childhood is like the innocence of a lot of animals.

Man never thinks himself happy, but when he enjoys those things which others want or desire.

I’ve done a number of Super Bowl ads. And that is the best advertising of the year. That is when people realize they’re going to be compared directly against other ads.

I think the word rich is all relative.

There is but an inch of difference between a cushioned chamber and a padded cell.

Video is growing very quickly on Facebook. A lot of people compare that to YouTube. I think that kind of makes sense. YouTube isn’t the only video service, but I think it’s the biggest, and it probably makes more sense to compare Facebook video to YouTube rather than Netflix because that’s a completely different kind of content.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

It is far more difficult to murder a phantom than a reality.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

You might say that Lyndon Johnson is a cross between a Baptist preacher and a cowboy.

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.