Tell them to send everything that can fly.

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.

War is what happens when language fails.

Clean fighting solves everything. It ends all bad blood and any ill feelings people have. That’s my thoughts.

One must steer, not talk.

I like to speak on matters which matter to human beings, and almost everything matters to human beings.

My neighbor has a circular driveway… he can’t get out.

One of my direct subordinates, one of my guys that worked for me, he would call me up or pull me aside with some major problem, some issue that was going on. And he’d say, ‚Boss, we’ve got this, and that, and the other thing.‘ And I’d look at him and I’d say, ‚Good.‘

No matter what message you are about to deliver somewhere, whether it is holding out a hand of friendship, or making clear that you disapprove of something, is the fact that the person sitting across the table is a human being, so the goal is to always establish common ground.

You always have to remember that if you say something negative, it’s going to come back to haunt you.

I’m guarded; I don’t talk much.

Whoever the coach is, my job is to talk to him, understand him and be a better player under him and give my best.

Happy is the hearing man; unhappy the speaking man.

I wish I could shut up, but I can’t, and I won’t.

I learned to fly a few years ago in England. It’s the only place I’m completely alone – up in the air, detached from everything.

Modern travelling is not travelling at all; it is merely being sent to a place, and very little different from becoming a parcel.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.

Fuel prices are at the center of our lives. They affect our ability to travel, stay warm, and feed ourselves.

I try to speak in everyday language. I feel like God has gifted me to take Bible principles and make them practical.

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees.

What is uttered from the heart alone, Will win the hearts of others to your own.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.

The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is ‚elephant‘.

If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

I don’t need therapy. I’m not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance.

Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart.

Whenever you’re in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude.

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice.

The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.

Occasionally I’ve seen children become heavy-handed and insensitive when dealing with their aging parents, and it only caused resentment and hard feelings.

Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression by saying something, and sometimes one creates as significant an impression by remaining silent.

Never find fault with the absent.

Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether.

Such a chimerical idea as telegraphing vocal sounds would indeed, to most minds, seem scarcely feasible enough to spend time in working over. I believe, however, that it is feasible and that I have got the cue to the solution of the problem.

Language is a weapon of politicians, but language is a weapon in much of human affairs.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

I am not going to be a mouthpiece for language that I detest.

Words are more powerful than some noises. Noises won’t last long. Lyrics are so important, and people don’t realise that.

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

There is nothing we like to communicate to others as much as the seal of secrecy together with what lies under it.

You don’t write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

I’ll be glad to reply to or dodge your questions, depending on what I think will help our election most.

If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.

Being politically correct means saying what’s polite rather than what’s accurate. I like to be accurate.

When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don’t want to make an excuse for that. Some of the things that people accuse me of are true, some of them aren’t. There are pranks, IMs.

If you can’t hear me, it’s because I’m in parentheses.

You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.

Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must learn both arts.

Words are loaded pistols.

Silence is safer than speech.

Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to another.

Part of what confuses people in times of upheaval is that you’re getting so many different points of view and directions and so and so, how to do this and do that. And a lot of it is written in a language that honestly most people cannot understand.

Quarrel? Nonsense; we have not quarreled. If one is not to get into a rage sometimes, what is the good of being friends?

Sincere words are not fine; fine words are not sincere.

Often, little situations trigger enormous reactions. Be there, present for it. Your partner will find it easier to see it in you, and you will find it easier to see it in them.

I think humans are just hard-wired to process people’s faces and understand meaning and expression at such a more granular level than other types of communication.

I don’t like people going behind my back.