Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

SNL is a home. You’ve got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it’s a great time.

A business has to be involving, it has to be fun, and it has to exercise your creative instincts.

I got my buzz from playing.

I really miss being able to blend in with people.

People are generally proud of their food. A willingness to eat and drink with people without fear and prejudice… they open up to you in ways that somebody visiting who is driven by a story may not get.

In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

There are a lot of inaccuracies out there when it comes to the SEAL training process. You will see guys carrying logs around on television. They think that the hardest part about being on a SEAL team is getting through that training. The fact of the matter is, if you have a good attitude, that training is fun. I had a blast.

I like learning more about people; I like to talk to people.

I’ve done the bad-boy thing. It was fun for a good three months. But the thing about bad boys is, you have to keep in mind, you’re never gonna marry a bad boy.

I’ll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They’re too much fun.

It’s a lot of fun to fight.

When you’re in comedy, people always come up and say, ‚Oh, it must be so hard.‘ It really isn’t hard unless you’re not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.

I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.

‚Star Wars‘ is fun, its exciting, its inspirational, and people respond to that. It’s what they want.

I don’t like drinking, basically.

It’s always fun to talk about jazz.

I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

Fun is good.

Everything in excess is opposed to nature.

It’s much more fun to play something you’re nothing like than what you are… It’s much easier to hide yourself in a character.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I’d like to do a completely off-the-wall collaboration. I would like one of my songs to be the hook to a rap song. That would be so much fun!

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn’t care to drink with, even if he drank.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.

Use, do not abuse… neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.

I’m not a serious person, and I don’t like serious people.

I want to give people a taste of the Caribbean, and show them the fun side of me.

Moderation has been called a virtue to limit the ambition of great men, and to console undistinguished people for their want of fortune and their lack of merit.

I have fun out there on the court, smiling, laughing, trying to have good demeanor.

You just do what you can and you have as much fun as possible.

Sometimes, it’s just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It’s exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables.

You make ‚em, I amuse ‚em.

My friends and I had fun together, but I was more reserved, not at all the life of the party. I would just be the quiet one in the room.

Anyone who doesn’t have a great time in San Francisco is pretty much dead to me.

There’s my personal life, my sensitive side, and then me as a performer, sexy and energised and fun.

That’s a traditional Samoan dance. I was lucky that I was able to fly my cousins, who are professional dancers, up from Hawaii and they were able to be in the movie with me. We had a great time.

The heart is great which shows moderation in the midst of prosperity.

There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.

We all need to start making some changes to how our families eat. Now, everyone loves a good Sunday dinner. Me included. And there’s nothing wrong with that. The problem is when we eat Sunday dinner Monday through Saturday.

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Of course, it does depend on the people, but sometimes I’m invited places to kind of brighten up a dinner table like a musician who’ll play the piano after dinner, and I know you’re not really invited for yourself. You’re just an ornament.

I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have everything one wants.

Moderation is the center wherein all philosophies, both human and divine, meet.

Fun is one of the most important – and underrated – ingredients in any successful venture. If you’re not having fun, then it’s probably time to call it quits and try something else.

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I’ll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Men govern nothing with more difficulty than their tongues, and can moderate their desires more than their words.

I don’t know how to work a room. It’s a real skill.

I’m very good with technology, I always have been, and with machines in general. They seem not threatening like other people find them, but a source of fun and amusement.

I think we’re having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we’re always trying to do better.

It is fun to be in the same decade with you.

There is no private house in which people can enjoy themselves so well as at a capital tavern… No, Sir; there is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.

Moderation is the key so I work certain amount of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.

My kids are normal. If they could eat burgers and fries and ice cream every day, they would. And so would I. But that doesn’t sustain us.

The man who makes everything that leads to happiness depends upon himself, and not upon other men, has adopted the very best plan for living happily. This is the man of moderation, the man of manly character and of wisdom.