Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‚Be fruitful and multiply,‘ but not in those words.

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge… you can’t hear him talk.

I wanted to race cars. I didn’t like school, and all I wanted to do was work on cars. But right before I graduated, I got into a really bad car accident, and I spent that summer in the hospital thinking about where I was heading. I decided to take education more seriously and go to a community college.

My neighbor has a circular driveway… he can’t get out.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.