SNL is a home. You’ve got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it’s a great time.

If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.

When you’re around kids you can be a little kid yourself and pretend that life is magic and you don’t have to be one of those sweaty people going to work every day.

It’s really fun to be on stage in front of people.

I like the idea of making a big, fun, adventure type of movie.

Disneyland is a show.

Everything I learned I learned from the movies.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I’m joking and when I’m serious.

I really like children to watch my movies.

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

The secret to humor is surprise.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

‚The Simpsons‘ appearances were great fun. But I don’t take them too seriously. I think ‚The Simpsons‘ have treated my disability responsibly.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

When I was nine years old, living on the south side of Chicago, my father was a minister and my mother used to scrub floors. I had seven brothers and four sisters. I told my mama, ‚One of these days I’m going to be big and strong and buy you a beautiful house.‘ That’s all I’ve ever wanted to do with my life, is to take care of my mother.

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That’s still what I am doing. The end.

It’s fun to be hopelessly in love. It’s dangerous, but it’s fun.

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

I don’t know how the rap game is, because I’m a fan of reality, and the rap game’s entertainment.

On ‚Grey’s Anatomy‘ I wouldn’t care what I was playing – I would play a corpse, ‚cause I love it that much. It is deep true love, and it will never die.

When Jerry Springer thinks you’ve gone too far, my friends, you have gone too far.

To the audience, it’s like I’m changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show’s almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.

NBC had a show called ‚The Toughest Bouncer in America‘ that I did. But I told them I didn’t like that term, ‚bouncer.‘ To me, it’s offensive. A bouncer likes to get physical, likes to put his hands on people.

The movie business is a big gamble.

People are using Windows PCs more than they watch TV now.

Since childhood, I’ve been a clown. I’ve always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It’s my original self.

You’re unlikely to discover something new without a lot of practice on old stuff, but further, you should get a heck of a lot of fun out of working out funny relations and interesting things.

I’ve been thinking of humorous things since I was… I can’t remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don’t think I’m as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people – which is why I think I did so well.

Playing big, heroic characters with heart is always a lot of fun. I enjoy making movies like that, and a lot of people love to live vicariously through those characters.

I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night – and I’d dream about it being me.

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way – but it has to be said the right way.

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

My opinion can be completely different after a show.

My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest. It was to be the most entertaining.

There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I don’t really think most people really understand what they’ve seen.

When you make a TV show, they always say you’re a guest in someone’s home. Online, you’re a guest in someone’s face. So that’s why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I’m in your face.

I don’t think comedy will ever die.

I like Cardi B!

Comedy Central was a great network, but ‚Chappelle’s Show‘ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‚Chappelle‘ reruns. For BET, the ‚Real Husbands of Hollywood‘ has that same potential.

Nobody enjoys the ‚little show about nothing‘ humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

Comedy’s about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you’re saying.

I want to give people a taste of the Caribbean, and show them the fun side of me.

Movies were invented for Jimmy Cagney, and he was invented for the movies. A perfect match.

I never go anywhere. I do sketches and make phone calls, and people visit. It’s more fun to come to Paris.

You can always think of something like the Xbox 360 as a super set-top box that can do everything the set-top box does, but then have the graphics to do the games as well.

There’s my personal life, my sensitive side, and then me as a performer, sexy and energised and fun.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

The PC has improved the world in just about every area you can think of. Amazing developments in communications, collaboration and efficiencies. New kinds of entertainment and social media. Access to information and the ability to give a voice people who would never have been heard.

I was very honored to get to be part of ‚American Idol.‘

Growing up I didn’t watch movies.

All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what’s sexy or cool or tough.

I don’t even call them fans. I don’t like that. They’re literally just a part of my life; they’re a part of my family. I don’t think of them as on a lower level than me. I don’t think I’m anything but equal to all of them. So yeah, they’re basically all of my siblings.

As we all know, sequels can be tricky.

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a Kevin Hart fan.

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.

Acting is the perfect idiot’s profession.

John D. Rockefeller apparently became more of a tightwad the richer he got. I don’t know if it is true, but one story I read was about one of his sons having to wear his older sister’s clothes in order to save money.

Friends applaud, the comedy is over.

TV’s a big deal in prison. A big deal. People watch it nonstop.

I’ve been doing comedy longer than I haven’t been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on ‚The Tonight Show.‘ There’s truly nothing like it; it’s intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.