Remember this, folks – I am a Hillbilly, and I don’t always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.

The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery.

Don’t go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you’ll land in trouble too big for you.

The best advice comes from people who don’t give advice.

My advice is this. For Christ’s sake, don’t write a book that is suitable for a kid of 12 years old, because the kids who read who are 12 years old are reading books for adults. I read all of the James Bond books when I was about 11, which was approximately the right time to read James Bond books.

My advice to other disabled people would be, concentrate on things your disability doesn’t prevent you doing well, and don’t regret the things it interferes with. Don’t be disabled in spirit as well as physically.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.

It was high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, ‚always do what you are afraid to do.‘

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

We can never learn too much of His will towards us, too much of His messages and His advice. The Bible is His word and its study gives at once the foundation for our faith and an inspiration to battle onward in the fight against the tempter.

It’s never paid to bet against America. We come through things, but its not always a smooth ride.

Never put your money against Cassius Clay, for you will never have a lucky day.

Jim Cramer is a very smart man. I watch his show. I just do not follow his advice.

Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other.

Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.

There is no gambling like politics.

General consultant to mankind.

If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there.

To get a hold on boys you must be their friend.

The advice I’ve been giving to people all my life – that you may not be interested in the dialectic but the dialectic is interested in you; you can’t give up politics, it won’t give you up – was the advice I should have been taking myself.

No one wants advice – only corroboration.

Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it pleases them.

Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces.

Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!

I give opinions, not advice.

‚Tis not enough your counsel still be true; Blunt truths more mischief than nice falsehoods do.

I think that’s the single best piece of advice: constantly think about how you could be doing things better and questioning yourself.

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

My mother told me to be a lady. And for her, that meant be your own person, be independent.

I remember talking with Arcade Fire after their first record, when they were getting all kinds of offers from major labels, and I don’t think I gave them any advice. They survived that whole onslaught pretty well anyway without me.

When your mother asks, ‚Do you want a piece of advice?‘ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.

Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill.

Counsel with your parents is a privilege at any age.

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn’t do anything to you, but since you aren’t wise, you need us who are old.

My message, especially to young people is to have courage to think differently, courage to invent, to travel the unexplored path, courage to discover the impossible and to conquer the problems and succeed. These are great qualities that they must work towards. This is my message to the young people.

He that sows thorns should never go barefoot.

Don’t run if you can walk. Don’t walk if you can stand. Don’t stand if you can sit. Don’t sit if you can lie down.

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

He that hath knowledge spareth his words.

You must be afraid, my son. That is how one becomes an honest citizen.

There is always room for losers in the football business. They are the mother’s milk of gambling, and why not? Somebody has to do it, or there won’t be any winners.

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‚I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.‘

There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there is between the counsel of a friend and of a flatterer. For there is no such flatterer as is a man’s self.

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

Take the course opposite to custom and you will almost always do well.

I haven’t been faithful to my own advice in the past. I will in the future.

I will say this: one of the things that is a pain when you’re expecting children is how much advice unsolicited people give you when you’re not asking for it.

There is a time to take counsel of your fears, and there is a time to never listen to any fear.

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one’s life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than ‚try to be a little kinder.‘

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

It’s disgusting, but my father taught me when your mouth gets dry, just suck the sweat out of your own jersey. There’s no bravado to any of it; it’s just a disgusting little trick.