Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Erma BombeckI’m not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things.
Lady GagaAfter a hard day of basic training, you could eat a rattlesnake.
Elvis PresleyGreen Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn’t eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!
Jim CarreyEating is so intimate. It’s very sensual. When you invite someone to sit at your table and you want to cook for them, you’re inviting a person into your life.
Maya AngelouIt took me years to eat a lot of shellfish. I was probably 20 years old before I had even seen a shrimp cocktail. I like oysters, but fried.
Dolly PartonI would say there are some foods that I strongly recommend that you do not eat. No. 1 on that list, I believe, is doughnuts. Comfort food. Zero value. Don’t eat them.
Jocko WillinkRegardless of what our national credit rating is, people will always want a roof over their heads, food on their tables, fuel for their cars, and clothes on their backs.
Robert KiyosakiI’m a fry lover.
Michelle ObamaPapa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips.
Charles DickensI’ve never eaten a strawberry in my life. I have no desire to do that.
Tom BradyPart of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark TwainI’m the slowest driver in the world.
Anthony HopkinsI look at myself like a show dog. I’ve got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.
Dolly PartonLet’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.
Audrey HepburnThings in themselves have no life in them. A car can’t comfort or encourage you. A house means nothing if there’s no life and love inside.
Joyce MeyerAcorns were good until bread was found.
Francis BaconMy father opened a restaurant. It’s so amazing… it’s so freaking delicious, but I’m telling you I gain five pounds every time I go in there.
Lady GagaSo long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
Franz KafkaHong Kong is a wonderful, mixed-up town where you’ve got great food and adventure. First and foremost, it’s a great place to experience China in a relatively accessible way.
Anthony BourdainSome people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Dwight D. EisenhowerDusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George CarlinIf McLaren give me a car, that’s fine, but I don’t tend to buy fancy stuff anyway or super-nice clothes.
Lando NorrisWhat nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?
Anthony BourdainDinner was made for eating, not for talking.
William Makepeace ThackerayI love that Cadillac ATS!
Joe Biden‚Kitchen Confidential‘ wasn’t a cautionary or an expose. I wrote it as an entertainment for New York tri-state area line cooks and restaurant lifers, basically; I had no expectation that it would move as far west as Philadelphia.
Anthony BourdainWe have food all around us all the time, and if we haven’t eaten for three hours, we think we’re starving. You’re not starving – human beings can go for 30 days without food.
Jocko WillinkYou can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub.
George Bernard ShawI hid myself in food.
Gordon RamsayFacts are to the mind what food is to the body.
Edmund BurkeI’ll bring my grits when I travel, because I get so hungry on the road.
Dolly PartonThe food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Woody AllenMy weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order.
Dolly PartonWe never repent of having eaten too little.
Thomas JeffersonI do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.
George H. W. BushMeals make the society, hold the fabric together in lots of ways that were charming and interesting and intoxicating to me. The perfect meal, or the best meals, occur in a context that frequently has very little to do with the food itself.
Anthony BourdainIn general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
Benjamin FranklinI love to clean.
Jackie ChanNobody in Singapore drinks Singapore Slings. It’s one of the first things you find out there. What you do in Singapore is eat. It’s a really food-crazy culture, where all of this great food is available in a kind of hawker-stand environment.
Anthony BourdainMy favourite car I drove in the ‚shoot out‘ at Silverstone was the 2016 Mercedes DTM car. I loved every moment in it, the downforce being particularly surprising.
Lando NorrisContext and memory play powerful roles in all the truly great meals in one’s life.
Anthony BourdainFood is everything we are. It’s an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It’s inseparable from those from the get-go.
Anthony BourdainMan seems to be the only animal whose food soils him, making necessary much washing and shield-like bibs and napkins. Moles living in the earth and eating slimy worms are yet as clean as seals or fishes, whose lives are one perpetual wash.
John MuirI, personally, think there is a really danger of taking food too seriously. Food should be part of the bigger picture.
Anthony BourdainIf we do not maintain justice, justice will not maintain us.
Francis BaconI try to very hard to avoid a situation where I would be eating cat or dog; I’ve managed to gracefully avoid that. It’s hypocritical of me and an arbitrary line, but one that I have managed to avoid crossing.
Anthony BourdainEating words has never given me indigestion.
Winston ChurchillA man seldom thinks with more earnestness of anything than he does of his dinner.
Samuel JohnsonSometimes, it’s just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It’s exhausting to plead with our kids to eat just one more bite of vegetables.
Michelle ObamaI’m very type-A, and many things in my life are about control and domination, but eating should be a submissive experience, where you let down your guard and enjoy the ride.
Anthony BourdainI don’t like to feel like I’m in a club when I’m in my car and I turn on the radio. Anything that ceases to be a song and just sounds like house music kind of stresses me out.
Taylor SwiftThose places I don’t understand, just doing bad food. It takes some doing. Making good pasta is so much easier than making bad stuff. It actually takes quite an effort to make poor linguine pomodora.
Anthony BourdainA house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
Benjamin FranklinThe Kobe craze really annoyed me. Most of the practitioners had no real understanding of the product and were abusing it and exploiting it in terrible and ridiculous ways. Kobe beef should not be used in a hamburger. It’s completely pointless.
Anthony BourdainIn New York I pretty much live in diners – I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee.
Lana Del ReyI can hardly eat meat because it has to look like something what it was not when it was alive.
Karl LagerfeldI’m certainly well taken care of in terms of food and clothes.
Bill GatesI play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
Steven WrightThe equal right of all citizens to health, education, work, food, security, culture, science, and wellbeing – that is, the same rights we proclaimed when we began our struggle, in addition to those which emerge from our dreams of justice and equality for all inhabitants of our world – is what I wish for all.
Fidel Castro