No, I never thought I would like cats.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age.

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

I don’t just listen to rap.

They say cats have nine lives. I’ve had 12 already and I don’t know how many more I’ll have.

I like some animals more than some people, some people more than some animals.

There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.

I never drink anything hot; I don’t like hot drinks, very strange.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

There’s nothing – I’ve bought everything I want. I don’t like yachts or anything; you know, I’m not a yacht person, and I’ve got pretty much the nicest plane I’d want to have.

I think that most of us would prefer to be popular than unpopular.

You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.

Lettin‘ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‚n puttin‘ it back in.

Really, I don’t like roller coasters.

Tell me what you like and I’ll tell you what you are.

I’ve lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me. I like weather rather than climate.

Let a man get up and say, Behold, this is the truth, and instantly I perceive a sandy cat filching a piece of fish in the background. Look, you have forgotten the cat, I say.

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

I am not a fan of books.

Men don’t really like skinny, do they?

I like policy – call me a nerd.

I suspect that even most conservatives would prefer to live in the kind of world conjured up in the liberals‘ imagination rather than in the kind of world we are in fact stuck with.

I never eat salad. I make sure I don’t put a lot of junk into my system, but I hate vegetables!

What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat?

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Even as a kid, I wore J.C. Penney plain-pocket jeans because they were plain pockets. I didn’t want anybody’s name on my backside. I personally don’t like to wear clothing that is named for somebody or has someone’s likeness all over it.

I’m a really particular person. I want it my way.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.

I collect records. And cats. I don’t have any cats right now. But if I’m taking a walk and I see a cat, I’m happy.

Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, ‚Too much of a good thing can be wonderful‘.

There’s no difference between movies and television. None at all. Except in a lot of cases, television’s much better than movies.

The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

I’m not the kind of cat that’s going to cut off an ear if I can’t do something.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

I don’t like headphones very much, and I rarely listen to music on headphones.

I like definitive things.

What’s fascinating is, people in Washington would rather spend time in Hollywood, and people in Hollywood would rather spend time in Washington.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

I don’t generally read reviews.

I like the language in Proust but not the context.

Taste is the only morality. Tell me what you like and I’ll tell you what you are.

I don’t like talking to celebrities.

I hate the idea of genres.

I’ve lived in a big showplace house, and I never want to live again in a house that overshadows me.

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live 10 times longer than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. It’s truly ridiculous.

For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information or fuller consideration, to change opinions, even on important subjects, which I once thought right but found to be otherwise.

Confidence, as a teenager? Because I knew what I loved. I loved to read; I loved to listen to music; and I loved cats. Those three things. So, even though I was an only kid, I could be happy because I knew what I loved.

We pay attention to every demographic in every country, so we’re going to focus on building things that teens are going to like, and we’re also going to focus on building things that other folks are going to like.

All styles are good except the tiresome kind.

There are people who don’t like capitalism, and people who don’t like PCs. But there’s no-one who likes the PC who doesn’t like Microsoft.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

I’ve never eaten a strawberry in my life. I have no desire to do that.

I don’t like to feel like I’m in a club when I’m in my car and I turn on the radio. Anything that ceases to be a song and just sounds like house music kind of stresses me out.

I’m not a chick-flick enthusiast.

Here’s something that’s contrary to popular belief: I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I do not like to think at all.

I don’t like perfumes that are too strong or sweet. I like a fragrance that is earthy and sensual and can be worn at any time.