Next to my husband, and along with Marlon Brando, I think that Yves Montand is the most attractive man I’ve ever met.

If I close my eyes and think of Hollywood, all I see is one big varicose vein.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.

I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous.

Actually, I hear a lot of rock music. My husband is a big rock fan.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

If I had a time machine, I’d visit Marilyn Monroe in her prime or drop in on Galileo as he turned his telescope to the heavens.

I sometimes just don’t like to see the Ultimate Fighting. I just find it, as a martial artist, I just find it too violent.

I love Los Angeles, and it’s been very good to me, but if everyone is running around telling the stories, who’s living them? You don’t play characters that are celebrities – you play guys who know what to do when their septic tank’s blocked.

I’ve never considered musical equipment very sacred.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic – you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you’re going. They want to hear you talk about your family.

I used to bodyguard for some celebrities and other people, and when I wasn’t doing that, I used to work at a disco as a doorman or a bouncer.

My husband calls me ‚catfish.‘ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.

My husband will tell you one of the most frequent questions he gets from world leaders is, ‚How’s your wife’s garden?‘

I’m not a big politics guy.

I think the first British actor who really worked well in cinema was Albert Finney. He was a back-street Marlon Brando. He brought a great wittiness and power to the screen. The best actor we’ve had.

Look at the way celebrities and politicians are using Facebook already. When Ashton Kutcher posts a video, he gets hundreds of pieces of feedback. Maybe he doesn’t have time to read them all or respond to them all, but he’s getting good feedback and getting a good sense of how people are thinking about that and maybe can respond to some of it.

I come here tonight as a sister, blessed with a brother who is my mentor, my protector and my lifelong friend. And I come here as a wife who loves my husband and believes he will be an extraordinary president.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner’s inquest.

I live in Hollywood, but you can’t make me love Hollywood. I’ll never love Hollywood.

I don’t like talking to celebrities.

Personally I’m not a feminist, as I can’t stand puritans.

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it’s kind of a lifestyle and it’s easy to get caught up in it – you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone’s doing a certain thing… It’s tough.

I’m not sure what I think about current fashion, though. A few years ago, I would have said it’s really, really bad and you hardly ever see anybody looking good. There must be some very good designers in the world.

When I was 8, I thought I was Harrison Ford, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Elvis, and Chuck Norris all at once.

I don’t like celebrities; I don’t hang out with them; I don’t relate to that life.

I’m as skeptical as anyone would be about celebrities and causes – and I will dare to say to you that I don’t think of myself as a celebrity per se.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

I don’t like celebrity programmes – but I do like programmes about how ideas are formed and evolve.

In Boston, they love their sports celebrities. And it’s great.

I think sometimes celebrities get so big, they’re not reachable.

The most talented do not always end up as celebrities, and those with less talent often do. Upsets are written into our history and occur around us every day.

The second time around, I’ll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn’t care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.

Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.

My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.

I have never had plastic surgery, and there are many pop singers who have.

When I’m home, I spend Sunday with my husband. If we’re not cooking, we travel around in our camper, stop at fast-food restaurants, and picnic. We love that stuff that will harden your arteries in a hurry.

Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.