Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.

Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Something’s very wrong with a nation that would rather spend money on war than take care of its children.

Nothing is to be rated higher than the value of the day.

The bottom line is, when people are crystal clear about the most important priorities of the organization and team they work with and prioritized their work around those top priorities, not only are they many times more productive, they discover they have the time they need to have a whole life.

Education is the best provision for old age.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first.

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach.

If you’re not ready for everything, you’re not ready for anything.

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.

I can’t tell you the number of times I looked down at what was going on on the ground, or I was engaged in a fight somewhere, and I knew within a couple of minutes how I was going to screw up the enemy. And I knew it because I’d done so much reading.

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

Comfort and luxury are usually the chief requirements of life for your ego – its top priorities tend to be accumulations, achievements, and the approval of others.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

In our ecclesiastical region there are priests who don’t baptize the children of single mothers because they weren’t conceived in the sanctity of marriage. These are today’s hypocrites. Those who clericalize the church. Those who separate the people of God from salvation.

I never expect to lose. Even when I’m the underdog, I still prepare a victory speech.

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

The decision to serve a mission will shape the spiritual destiny of the missionary, his or her spouse, and their posterity for generations to come. A desire to serve is a natural outcome of one’s conversion, worthiness, and preparation.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.

That’s what I do this for, to secure my family’s future. I don’t care about anything else. I’m able to spoil people, and that’s the best thing.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

I am like a man so busy in letting rooms in one end of his house, that he can’t stop to put out the fire that is burning the other.

When I was married, I definitely went through a lying period.

My partner Donald Trump says that married couples should always have a prenuptial agreement. True, a prenuptial is important if one partner is much richer than the other before marriage, but Kim and I don’t have one.

I took the vow of celibacy in 1906. I had not shared my thoughts with my wife until then, but only consulted her at the time of making the vow. She had no objection.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

Be more dedicated to making solid achievements than in running after swift but synthetic happiness.

I could never give relationship advice to anybody!

My wife has about everything I can think of.

Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.

My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they’re going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

Bad seed is a robbery of the worst kind: for your pocket-book not only suffers by it, but your preparations are lost and a season passes away unimproved.

My wife and I are very affectionate.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

I would like to be remembered as a guy who had a set of priorities, and was willing to live by those priorities. In terms of accomplishments, my biggest accomplishment is that I kept the country safe amidst a real danger.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?

Love can do much, but duty more.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

God didn’t make me to make movies, flex muscles, buy gold. What you love the most becomes your God… If I never make another dollar, my life is complete.

There will be gay couples; it will exist. It is not very nice that people who are married – who divorce in three seconds – don’t want protection for the others. The legal system should protect everyone, not just the few people who think they are above everybody else because they are married.

I need physics more than friends.

Service of any type requires preparation.

It’s not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.

I believe you’ve got to do your due diligence.

Predicting rain doesn’t count. Building arks does.

Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.

There’s nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It’s a thing no married man knows anything about.

A man should never neglect his family for business.