My wife has about everything I can think of.

I think that it’s okay to be mad at someone who hurt you. This isn’t about, like, the pageantry of trying to seem like nothing affects you.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

Be generous with kindly words, especially about those who are absent.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I’m not saying that love always takes you to heaven. Your life can become a nightmare. But that said, it is worth taking the risk.

Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

What keeps me motivated is love and passion.

I always wanted to be a Vine star. I wasn’t, thank God.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?

I want to thank The Beatles for almost single-handedly getting me out of writer’s block.

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.

One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.

Marriage is scary to me, man.

Working with our military community has been the biggest honor of my life.

God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with.

As a former resident with strong personal and ministry ties to the North Star State, I pray that the good people of Minnesota will show their support for God’s definition of marriage, between a man and a woman.

Go up close to your friend, but do not go over to him! We should also respect the enemy in our friend.

Do not rebuke mockers, or they will hate you; rebuke the wise, and they will love you.

Who, being loved, is poor?

There’s nothing better than having a baby. I’ve always loved children. I used to work summers at the YMCA and be in charge of, like, 30 preschool kids. I knew that when I had a child, I’d be overwhelmed, and it’s true… I can’t tell you how much my attitude has changed since we’ve got Frances. Holding my baby is the best drug in the world.

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.

All my adult life people have been helping me.

Love is too young to know what conscience is.

In the flush of love’s light, we dare be brave. And suddenly we see that love costs all we are, and will ever be. Yet it is only love which sets us free.

Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there.

To get a hold on boys you must be their friend.

Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.

Who shall measure the hat and violence of the poet’s heart when caught and tangled in a woman’s body?

I don’t want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.

When the people you love are gone, you’re alone.

Intimates are predestined.

I don’t know why women want any of the things men have when one of the things that women have is men.

I’m just glad to be feeling better. I really thought I’d be seeing Elvis soon.

The true worth of a man is not to be found in man himself, but in the colours and textures that come alive in others.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

More than anything else, I want the folks back at home to think right of me.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

I think women love very hard. We love men. We just love with everything we have. And sometimes, I don’t know that that love is met with the type of dignity that we wish it would be met with.

An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

The beginning of an acquaintance whether with persons or things is to get a definite outline of our ignorance.

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done things. We had time.

The mind of a 19-year-old is very different from the mind of a 26-year-old. You grow. You get into better relationships. You experience more, meet more people, better people. But when you’re in a dark hole at an earlier point in your life – you write about the mindset you’re in at that moment.

I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.

I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.

You see, at the end of the day, my most important title is still ‚mom-in-chief.‘ My daughters are still the heart of my heart and the center of my world.

Basically, when you get to my age, you’ll really measure your success in life by how many of the people you want to have love you actually do love you.

I married my best friend that happens to be a girl.

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people’s luck.

I knew through the surgeries that he was on my side and that this wasn’t something where I was gonna feel less of a woman, because my husband wasn’t gonna let that happen.

I love New York. I’m a guy for whom a New York accent is a comforting thing.

People are like dirt. They can either nourish you and help you grow as a person or they can stunt your growth and make you wilt and die.

It is impossible to love and to be wise.

When your mother asks, ‚Do you want a piece of advice?‘ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.

Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy.

I don’t want to just revolve. I want to evolve. As a man, as a human, as a father, as a lover.

I’m definitely gaining new fans, and that’s the key of any success… gain more love.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.