Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

Some artists are working to buy the mansion or whatever the element of fame must bear, but I spend all my money on my show.

I have a problem with too much money. I can’t reinvest it fast enough, and because I reinvest it, more money comes in. Yes, the rich do get richer.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

Don’t matter how much money you got, there’s only two kinds of people: there’s saved people and there’s lost people.

In the world of money and investing, you must learn to control your emotions.

Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another’s money. Idiots!

I think money is a wonderful thing because it enables you to do things. It enables you to invest in ideas that don’t have a short-term payback.

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

Let us not be satisfied with just giving money. Money is not enough, money can be got, but they need your hearts to love them. So, spread your love everywhere you go.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

You know people talk about federal money as if it falls from heaven. You know we thank heaven for it, but it came out of people’s pockets – and I’ve driven all over Washington, D.C., I cannot find the money tree.

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.

Give me five minutes with a person’s checkbook, and I will tell you where their heart is.

If a person gets his attitude toward money straight, it will help straighten out almost every other area in his life.

Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

Like anything else that happens on its own, the act of writing is beyond currency. Money is great stuff to have, but when it comes to the act of creation, the best thing is not to think of money too much. It constipates the whole process.

We’ve all heard stories of lottery winners, rock stars, heirs and heiresses, and professional athletes becoming millionaire morons who wake up rich but are broke by nightfall.

I don’t mind saying, you know, that I don’t take a salary from the church, and God has blessed me with more money than I could imagine from my books. It’s been printed all over, so I don’t feel like I am hiding anything.

Money is an unavoidable consequence, but it isn’t the reason I write; if it was, I wouldn’t have written any of the YA books, because advances in that field are small compared to what I’d got now for an ‚adult‘ DW.

I love money because I’ve earned it. I won sixty G’s with my first knockout – and the week before, I was collecting social welfare.

The wisest hustler can suddenly fall for the worst tramp and lose all of his money on her. The hustler is aware of his own weaknesses and openings to con. This awareness is his edge.

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.

Money is kind of a base subject. Like water, food, air and housing, it affects everything yet for some reason the world of academics thinks it’s a subject below their social standing.

Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

I had my jazz club and I had enough money. So I didn’t have to write for my living.

I haven’t been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I’ve been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don’t blow money. I don’t have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I’ve already had that experience.

I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors.

Look at market fluctuations as your friend rather than your enemy; profit from folly rather than participate in it.

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.

It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

This is a wonderful planet, and it is being completely destroyed by people who have too much money and power and no empathy.

The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.

Being willing to donate the taxpayers‘ money is not the same as being willing to put your own money where your mouth is.

My philosophy is that if I have any money I invest it in new ventures and not have it sitting around.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.

Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, ‚Too much of a good thing can be wonderful‘.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

You start to become successful, and everybody starts to drive your money train to the bank, and they’re not thinking anymore about what you want as an artist or if any of that even matters to you. It genuinely upsets people in my life that I don’t care about money, and that’s not my problem.

You can’t reverse fame. You can lose all the money, but you’ll never lose people knowing you.

We have the best government that money can buy.

My family didn’t have a lot of money, so I worked my heart out to get my degrees. But the minute I graduated, suddenly everyone was asking me, ‚Well, when are you going to get married and start having kids?‘ And the truth is I had no idea how I would balance the expected role of wife and mother with a challenging career.

If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.

I think that I know the value of a dollar.

A man in debt is so far a slave.

A development deal is where they’re giving you recording time and money to record, but not promising that they’ll put an album out.

Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.

Well, I think that California has had a history of always spending more money than it takes in.

I believe – we all pay taxes. I’m happy to pay it, but I hate to have it abused, money wasted, no accountability. That’s going to bother you.

Buy what thou hast no need of and ere long thou shalt sell thy necessities.

Tax season always means a deluge of tax advice. Unfortunately, most of it is futile and lightweight.

Money is a strange business. People who haven’t got it aim it strongly. People who have are full of troubles.

Successful people make money. It’s not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do.

Too many people measure how successful they are by how much money they make or the people that they associate with. In my opinion, true success should be measured by how happy you are.

Money doesn’t talk, it swears.

For a successful entrepreneur it can mean extreme wealth. But with extreme wealth comes extreme responsibility. And the responsibility for me is to invest in creating new businesses, create jobs, employ people, and to put money aside to tackle issues where we can make a difference.

Money is like an arm or leg – use it or lose it.

Nobody spends any money on smallpox unless they worry about a bio-terrorist recreating it.

Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants.