Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop.

Mine is better than ours.

Doing a show for three weeks is nothing like doing a show for seven seasons.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

You’re beautiful, like a May fly.

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn’t argue with that; I’m right and I will be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first – rock and roll or Christianity.

Womanist is to feminist as purple is to lavender.

He does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other?

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

The narrow bandwidth of TV has made us think that we are stupider than we are.

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we are, we should compare it with the lot of the great majority of our fellow men. It then appears that we are among the privileged.

In praise there is more obtrusiveness than in blame.

No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.

Dictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.

We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first, rock ‚n‘ roll or Christianity.

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

Gospel music is never pessimistic, it’s never ‚oh my god, its all going down the tubes‘, like the blues often is.

See how many are better off than you are, but consider how many are worse.

David Icke reminded me of Malcolm X.

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do.

Video is growing very quickly on Facebook. A lot of people compare that to YouTube. I think that kind of makes sense. YouTube isn’t the only video service, but I think it’s the biggest, and it probably makes more sense to compare Facebook video to YouTube rather than Netflix because that’s a completely different kind of content.

It would be an egregious mistake to ever refer to me in the same breath as most of the people I write about.

The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.

You just want something else that someone else has, but that doesn’t mean what you have isn’t beautiful, because people always want what you have, and you always want what they have – no one is ever 100 per cent like, ‚Yes, I’m the bomb dot com – from head to toe!‘

The behavior of the crowd at Churchill Downs is like 100,000 vicious Hyenas going berserk all at once in a space about the size of a 777 jet or the White House lawn.

French fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody’s afraid of French fries.

In the United States, one of the main topics of academic political science is the study of attitudes and policy and their correlation. The study of attitudes is reasonably easy in the United States: heavily-polled society, pretty serious and accurate polls, and policy you can see, and you can compare them.

So many people are looking at what’s wrong, and I try to encourage them to look at what’s right in their life. A lot of people have it a lot worse than you do.

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

Some day, following the example of the United States of America, there will be a United States of Europe.

Man never thinks himself happy, but when he enjoys those things which others want or desire.

In the past there were people who were not rich but contented with their living style, laughing and happy all day. But when the new rich people appear, people look at them and ask, ‚why don’t I have a life like that too, a beautiful house, car and garden,‘ and they abandon their values.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.

You’d have a hard time finding anything better than Barcelona for food, as far as being a hub. Given a choice between Barcelona and San Sebastian to die in, I’d probably want to die in San Sebastian.

Unlike many of its European neighbors, Britain shares many of America’s financial traits.

Pakistan will never be able to match the Indian militarily, and the effort to do so is taking an immense toll on the society.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

People should not make me out to be like Jesus; I don’t walk on water.

I have found far greater enthusiasm for science in America than here in Britain. There is more enthusiasm for everything in America.

In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.

As a British driver, you get compared to Lewis and I get that. But when he came to McLaren, they were doing well and had a championship-winning car. I’m in a very different situation so I don’t compare myself to his stats.

We believe that according the name ‚investors‘ to institutions that trade actively is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a ‚romantic.‘

The brain is wider than the sky.

Madonna and I are very different. Just saying. We’re very different. I wouldn’t make that comparison at all, and I don’t mean to disrespect Madonna: she’s a nice lady, and she’s had a fantastic, huge career – biggest pop star of all time.

I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I’ll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don’t taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me.

In the United States, we can do almost anything we want. It’s not like Egypt, where you’re going to get murdered by the security forces.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

In some respects, South African apartheid was more vicious than Israeli practices, and in some respects the opposite is true.

Considering their impact, you might expect mosquitoes to get more attention than they do. Sharks kill fewer than a dozen people every year, and in the U.S. they get a week dedicated to them on TV every year.

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

See that the imagination of nature is far, far greater than the imagination of man.

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you.

In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get – The Future!

Music is like film to me.