Men don’t really like skinny, do they?

Either you think, or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.

If women were particular about men’s characters, they would never get married at all.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

Why don’t Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

What’s fascinating is, people in Washington would rather spend time in Hollywood, and people in Hollywood would rather spend time in Washington.

If I’m honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.

Men are nearly always willing to believe what they wish.

I have noticed… that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women.

Stop this attitude that older people ain’t any good anymore! We’re as good as we ever were – if we ever were any good.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

Men want to make women happy.

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don’t they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It’s obvious I’ve got big ones and if people want to assume they’re not mine, then let them.

The Americans at heart are a pure and noble people; things to them are in black and white. It’s either ‚rawk‘ or it’s not. We Brits putter around in the grey area.

I think any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear… I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere as a man. I see these guys, ‚My wife told me to wear this!‘ And I just shake my head.

Men are never really willing to die except for the sake of freedom: therefore they do not believe in dying completely.

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

As a rule, men worry more about what they can’t see than about what they can.

But men must know, that in this theatre of man’s life it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers on.

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

The problem with Yanks is they are wimps.

There is no such thing as justice in the abstract; it is merely a compact between men.

I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.

I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.

What women need to understand is that men don’t communicate. It’s not intentional or on purpose. We’re just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.

Really, I don’t like roller coasters.

The worst men often give the best advice.

What affects men sharply about a foreign nation is not so much finding or not finding familiar things; it is rather not finding them in the familiar place.

Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.

There are more men ennobled by study than by nature.

I don’t want to be fake. I’m just being me. And I have the power to break stereotypes and whatever useless rules that society puts on us.

The history of men’s opposition to women’s emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.

I’ve never eaten a strawberry in my life. I have no desire to do that.

Men were not intended to work with the accuracy of tools, to be precise and perfect in all their actions.

Prime time for men is, say, 35 to 45. Then they level off and fall off.

Generally speaking, men are held in great esteem in all parts of the world, so why shouldn’t women have their share? Soldiers and war heroes are honored and commemorated, explorers are granted immortal fame, martyrs are revered, but how many people look upon women too as soldiers?

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Everybody’s journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.

What ‚multiculturalism‘ boils down to is that you can praise any culture in the world except Western culture – and you cannot blame any culture in the world except Western culture.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

If I can get my dress on, my weight is under control.

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

There are so many men and women who hold no distinctive positions but whose contribution towards the development of society has been enormous.

America is a friend to the people of Iraq. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them and threatens us. When these demands are met, the first and greatest benefit will come to Iraqi men, women and children.

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

If you see everything from the point of view of women being victims in some way, you don’t see the wood for the trees. It is better to be a person than a woman.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Men are only as good as their technical development allows them to be.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

If men were angels, no government would be necessary.

The basic thing nobody asks is why do people take drugs of any sort? Why do we have these accessories to normal living to live? I mean, is there something wrong with society that’s making us so pressurized, that we cannot live without guarding ourselves against it?

Men’s ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state.

I think that most of us would prefer to be popular than unpopular.

You don’t hear no artists from Compton showing vulnerability.

People tend to think that because I’m a performer and I don’t go to a regular high school that I haven’t personally been affected by bullies. But it’s actually quite the contrary.

You will find men who want to be carried on the shoulders of others, who think that the world owes them a living. They don’t seem to see that we must all lift together and pull together.

I hate the idea of genres.

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them.

Taste is the only morality. Tell me what you like and I’ll tell you what you are.