Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don’t understand each other. Not at all! But that’s what makes relationships so amazing.

The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.

People love conspiracy theories.

A man will speedily sit down and sympathize with a friend’s griefs, but if he sees him honored and esteemed, he is apt to regard him as a rival and does not so readily rejoice with him. This ought not to be; without effort, we ought to be happy in our brother’s happiness.

She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Men are what their mothers made them.

I like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles better and nerves more.

Everyone has been in love, at some point or another.

I’m attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn’t that what attracts anyone?

I think there’s more women that watch me than men, but I don’t look at myself as just a minister to women. My ministry began that way, but I really feel like the Word of God is for everybody.

If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.

Love is only one of many passions.

If I’d married someone in show business, there’d be too much competition.

I’m not denyin‘ the women are foolish. God Almighty made ‚em to match the men.

I’ve had moments when I’ve thought about somebody, picked up the phone to call them and they are on the line already, and I think that maybe there’s some vibration, some connection.

If you can’t read, the only thing you can do is enjoy the pictures, not the whole story. Reading is the key to knowledge. Knowledge is the key to understanding. So read on, young man! Read on, young lady!

My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

North Americans don’t understand… that our country is not just Cuba; our country is also humanity.

I have no human feelings.

I would go to the deeps a hundred times to cheer a downcast spirit. It is good for me to have been afflicted, that I might know how to speak a word in season to one that is weary.

If one is master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things.

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.

No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world.

When we believe the best of people, we let go of each thing they do that is hurtful to us. And we choose to think things like, ‚I don’t believe they meant to hurt me.‘ ‚Maybe they’re having a bad day or don’t feel well.‘ ‚They probably don’t even realize how they sound.‘

I grew up around lots of men – my father, my brothers, my uncles – so I wasn’t intimidated by them.

The less you know, the more you believe.

The propagandist’s purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human.

Social media has given us this idea that we should all have a posse of friends when in reality, if we have one or two really good friends, we are lucky.

If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn’t make your house look any better.

Women can’t do everything at the same time, we need to understand milestones in our lives comes in segments.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

Men freely believe that which they desire.

I read Plato’s ‚Republic.‘ I read it through about five times until I could actually understand it.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

If you understand the universe, you control it, in a way.

The truth is, I often like women. I like their unconventionality. I like their completeness. I like their anonymity.

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people’s luck.

I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone’s wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.

See things from the boy’s point of view.

Love is a serious mental disease.

I have rules for a lot of areas of my life. Love is not going to be one of them.

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted.

In the real world, children love me.

You can draw inspiration from anything. If you’re a good storyteller, you can take a dirty look somebody gives you, or if a guy you used to have flirtations with starts dating a new girl, or somebody you’re casually talking to says something that makes you so mad – you can create an entire scenario around that.

I don’t know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. Causing people to have better relationships. I’m not leading them to some false God or something like that.

I think everyone should be with who they love.

I don’t dislike any of my exes. If I took time to form a relationship, it’s gonna hurt when we move on, but are you puttin‘ White-Out over all that beautiful time together? That was real time in your life. It’s connected to where you are today.

Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.

It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.

In all our contacts it is probably the sense of being really needed and wanted which gives us the greatest satisfaction and creates the most lasting bond.

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There’s entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office.

Every single one of the guys that I’ve written songs about has been tracked down on MySpace by my fans.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

Loving people live in a loving world. Hostile people live in a hostile world. Same world.

In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Technique is really personality. That is the reason why the artist cannot teach it, why the pupil cannot learn it, and why the aesthetic critic can understand it.

Frank and explicit – that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and confuse the minds of others.

I always wanted to be loved.